Serious male medical(-ish) question

http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/1734/2014/01/mp3/default/the_cold_causes_shrikage,_true_0_1390895733.mp3

Cant post links on my phone but here is a song for you.

With that and I’ve also got Phimosis it adds to an interesting post exercise pee……..
Goddamn you wikipedia

*stops peeling, and puts down banana*

Yep and I didn’t realise till recently there was anything wrong. 😳

Mines worse than that picture on the link. The results of being an only child and having the same Girlfriend since School…..

One of the few times where I am totally fine with a thread not having pics.

piedi di formaggio – Member
Why don’t you tuck your ‘chap’ into the top of your sock to keep him warm like the rest of us do?

I use mine as an orthotic, which has the secondary benefit of keeping him warm. I know he’s slipped out of place if I develop a limp.

Ernie, weeing in the outdoors is so uncivilised.

Nonsense.
You don’t get scenery like this in your kharzi

How come all those scenic pee-ers seem to be wearing MTB kit….? 😳

Seems like there’s a metaphor for the frantic, exasperated attempts to retrieve ones member in a hurry…

“Looked like he was trying to start a chainsaw”

One for Rogers profanisaurus

Small but busy?