Really un-cool car's you secretly want?

I’m looking at cars at the moment and Mrs MM wants an Audi A4 S-Line but I’m trying to persuade her to get one of these. 🙂

S-line…

Good old SurfMat used to have quite a good saying about those: “All show, no go”…and y’know what, he was right 😀

Mrs MM wants an Audi A4 S-Line

get a passat estate as a compromise, doesn’t look quite as cr8p as that Skoda for a start…

Not that I would normally wish a passat on anyone.

I’d hazard a guess no one on here owns an un-cooler car than me

A 2004 Daewoo Tacuma. Soon to be for sale, but it’s actually been an absolutely brilliant car. Used purely for bike/ snowboard/ dog transporting. Totally reliable, tons of space inside, fairly decent to drive if lacking in oomph, but it’ll sit at 70mph with ease.

I see all of your citreons, renaults and fiats and raise you a

NISSAN BLUEBIRD – 1988 with variable timing flick wipe! Oh Yes!

I loved this car boot like a tardis only ever seemed to put stuff in and never take it out! It also had two seperate milometers (?) just for the taxi drivers. I wrapped it round a telegraph pole unfortunatley!

deadlydarcy – Member
S-line…

Good old SurfMat used to have quite a good saying about those: “All show, no go”…and y’know what, he was right

Careful not to tar yourself with the same ‘helmet’ brush that Surfmat had.

For what its worth you can get an S-line A4 Avant with the same engine as the VRS Estate

Quite like these too. Not cool but not totally uncool

Jensen interceptor

Jensen interceptor

Uncool FAIL!
Anything called an Interceptor just HAS to be cool!
😉

timc – Member

deadlydarcy – Member
S-line…

Good old SurfMat used to have quite a good saying about those: “All show, no go”…and y’know what, he was right

Careful not to tar yourself with the same ‘helmet’ brush that Surfmat had.

For what its worth you can get an S-line A4 Avant with the same engine as the VRS Estate

Yeah, but STILL an Audi, so not in the slightest bit cool.

Audi lost most of their credibility when Lady Di drove one.
Any remaining vestige of automotive respectability was lost when they modified and ruined the original, beautiful TT because people who couldn’t drive kept crashing them.

A brand that, like BMW, has sold it’s soul in order to appeal to precisely the kind of people that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a steering wheel.

mattjevans – Member

Jensen interceptor

you sir, are an oaf….

Rusty Spanner – Member

Yeah, but STILL an Audi, so not in the slightest bit cool.

Audi lost most of their credibility when Lady Di drove one.
Any remaining vestige of automotive respectability was lost when they modified and ruined the original, beautiful TT because people who couldn’t drive kept crashing them.

A brand that, like BMW, has sold it’s soul in order to appeal to precisely the kind of people that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a steering wheel

Whats the cool alternative then?

Damn pics…

Just bought the uncool car I’ve wanted for a while (a VW Caddy Sportline).

My 17 year old Mercedes W124 is so old and uncool, it will probably be considered cool soon!

Caddy pick-up? If yes, pics please!

Keep seeing one of these at Tesco. Feel dirty just looking at it 😳

Scion xB

Edit: This colour would suit my bike better:

Rusty Spanner – Member
Yeah, but STILL an Audi, so not in the slightest bit cool.

Audi lost most of their credibility when Lady Di drove one.
Any remaining vestige of automotive respectability was lost when they modified and ruined the original, beautiful TT because people who couldn’t drive kept crashing them.

A brand that, like BMW, has sold it’s soul in order to appeal to precisely the kind of people that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a steering wheel
Oh please, spare me. 🙄

Keep seeing one of these at Tesco. Feel dirty just looking at it

What’s annoying is that is what Hyundai deem good enough for the UK market, and yet everywhere else gets this triumph of design:

If they released that here, they’d corner the 370z/Focus RS/BMW M135/Astra VXR/RenaultSport Megane market in one fell swoop.

What is that exactly? Looks a bit like the Toyota/Subaru coupe – is it a clone?

I still want one of these 8)

My brother and Dad had Japanese imported Nissan Pulsar GTi-R’s, 2.0 Turbo 4wd in a Nissan Sunny.. Standard 275 BHP, but my brother was running 420 BHP and Dad’s was 375 BHP. Unbelievably quick, 0-60 was under 4 seconds in brothers and 4.5 in Dad’s. 160+ mph was achieved in both.

My race car, i suppose they are uncool by todays standards 😳

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1W2JR0Pd18&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC1YYoKhPy4&feature=plcp

Range Rover Sport LSE Coupe

Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder

Ferrari 458 – really uncool – design by Oakley 😯

Used to own a GTiR, broke the roof on it…

What is that exactly? Looks a bit like the Toyota/Subaru coupe – is
it a clone?

It’s the Hyundai Genesis Coupe. Released in 2008 – back when the Toyobaru was still just a few sleek lines in a sketchpad – and has a 210hp 2.0L turbocharged engine or a 310hp 3.8L V6.

And we get the wet fart of a car that is the Veloster.

Triumph TR7. That is all. Failing that, a Fiat X-19 would do.

I kinda want one of those tiny “sporty” Smart cars. They look well fun to drive around in.

Loving this thread. Lots of cars i’d love on here…

Heres plenty i’d love in this link…

Fast retro estates!

Especially the 8.32 estate! Been quizzing on getting an RS2 for months.

I had a fantastic GTiR Pulsar/Sunny through a comedy of errors for about 10 weeks. It was running about 350bhp nothing like the figures claimed above but it was mentally quick. The brakes werent up to the job which made life interesting. Sold it to a guy in Swindon who if my clouded memory is correct destroyed it with in a week or so.

The best thing about it was that only real petrol heads knew what it was and it was happy to pootle about, ride was a bit harsh 😆 ah I am getting all misty eyed now.

The Bluebird has to win as being the most uncool car on here 😆