Raoul Moat/John Rambo

Just get jimmy 5 bellies to body slam him.

Gazza? Get the beers in!

Is five bellies there too!

& here comes Jimmy Nail to inerpret, 'put tha shoota doon noo or al blaa ya heed off!'

Well i hope they pop a cap in his arse – He's made me miss the start of the IT Crowd 😡

Just need PJ and Duncan there now and that's the full set 😀

will he risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

10 mile exclusion, i thought he had a shotgun not 30 mm cannon FFS

Paul the octopus predicts the police will win the final.

Will cheryl get off her sickbed as well

bedtime Drac, thats 2 dodgy one liners in your last 3 posts, put the glass down and step away from the beer

Don't know where this "10 mile exclusion" came from but the news crews seem a lot closer than that. Or they have some SERIOUSLY good zoom lenses.

Theyre practically on the otherside of the buildings.

A famous thick Geordie is coming to end. Cheryl cole has malaria.

Blimey, Gascoigne's there now.

What a dilemma for the police marksmen………..who to shoot…..

What would Gene Hunt do?

start up the Audi

Rrrrob Herrrdman seen a man rrruning dukn dooon.

What would Gene Hunt do?

Or a Gene Hunt/Jack Regan combo:

"Moat!, you're surrounded by armed bastards, and we haven't had any dinner!!!"

**** me how hammered was gazza

Some words of wisdom from Gazza there. "He's been causing something of a kerfuffle" PMSL 😆

gazza sounded like he was having a good night based on his radio interview.

Poor chap, what a mess.

Paul Gascoinges just arrived on the Raoul Moat scene. Police say he is trying to talk some sense into the daft **** but Gazzas taking no notice

"This man, believed to be Raoul Moat was seen lying on the ground as police moved in around him"

Apparently the BBC have recognised him from his a**e and his covered armpit.

And the jeans with 96 printed on as a eyewitness described earlier.

Ah, that's alright then,:)

moat is gonna wait till dark wen the fuzz have their night vis on and pull out a very bright torch 😛

😯

I thought you were kidding about Gazza!

Chippy's closing in 10, Raoul!

Oh shit wife just raised a point. If it's not over by a 7am I may be sent over.

Ffs tornados fly over here all the time. They have military vehicles through daily there not new.

Drac – What do you do, if you don;t mind me asking.

I couldn't believe sky said that, clowns. You gotta love the media…….

Real Radio – quite remarkable – http://bit.ly/9yYFCl

Paramedic it's in my area.

Can we have a summary for someone who's been listening to iPlayer all evening???

/edit – nm, found a timeline here

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10500959.stm

you best drag corky out the pub now if he's on with you tomorrow. Otherwise he'll be regalling you of stories of how things like this were a daily thing in Gateshead.

though knowing him you've probably heard them all before……

Haha when I was in getsheed. He's off all weekend was on during the week.

You certainly know him.

Grrrrrrrrr!

Jesus – just caught Gazza on Real Radio – he's Donald [Ducked].