He’s a pretty boy (the tapir).
There is some funding available I believe andrewh for headset effects on schizophrenic racing cats, but the tapir angle from boxelder is entirely new and I agree we should re-think our efforts. We should see if it has already been researched or alternatively just point out the dangers of celery in a high-pitched squeaky voice to an unsuspecting public?
Above all, we must keep in mind that mackem must be on the edge of his seat waiting for an answer. We cannot let him down.