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Just gearing up for Hit the North tomorrow and was wondering where you stand on pre race lovin. The girlfriend is a bit of an insatiable hottie but I don't want to hamper my performance tomorrow. After all I only race a couple of times a year! Thoughts? Plenty of carbs for tea?
What a weird thing to post on the internet. Do you think we care?
Rattle her all over the house the tell us about it over the tannoy at the race. There's a free T shirt if you do.
Pics of the insatiable hottie then we can make a better decision 😉
A mates just rang me up and told me not to be so miserable. Apologies all round.
Are you looking for substitutes at all?
I'm free tomorrow!
Forget pre race lovin,& save youself for some post race 'action'.....
The thought of it will spur you on for the last 1/2 hr of the race 😉
it doesn't count if you don't lose your mess
eeeeeuuuuwwwwwww. You want a forum to decide on whether you should "****" your girlfriend?
Seriously?
Thought that would give me the board a bit of excitement on a wet and cold Friday night. I now don't need to worry, as she's dumped me for posting this. 😉 boxelder - she's interested in your pic and anything else you can offer 😀
What a laugh. Best post for weeks. Boosted my spirits after seeing a pic on the cotic website of a guy with a beard riding the same bike as me. God, I almost had to sell the Soul!!
Post the pics of the hogtie and I'll give a direct link to the beardy pics!
Glad I got a laugh, smile whatever. Not too sure if she'll let me post a pic. Will ask...
Rockitman, I don't think anyone on the forum would hold it against you if you put up a "paging Hora" thread on this one
none of the rest of us is suitably qualified*
*(suppose we could have fatsimon as a stand in (d'you see what I....))
How do I upload a photo? Any ideas?
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Get her mother round for a bit of "tag team" action.
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No sex before a sporting event is a "rule" mainly found in the fight game, most notably publicised by Muhammed Ali. There's no physiological evidence that rumpy pumpy would make a difference to athletic performance, it might actually increase testosterone instead of decrease it (which is also part of the "theory").
In any case spending 6 weeks away from the distractions of dealing with women will help a fighter focus on his training, and not getting his end away will probably help make him aggressive.
So seeing as your just fannying about a field on a bike, I say crack on. Be sure to do her up the wrong un.