Pre Race Lovin?

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  • Premier Icon rockitman
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    Just gearing up for Hit the North tomorrow and was wondering where you stand on pre race lovin. The girlfriend is a bit of an insatiable hottie but I don’t want to hamper my performance tomorrow. After all I only race a couple of times a year! Thoughts? Plenty of carbs for tea?

    MTT
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    What a weird thing to post on the internet. Do you think we care?

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Rattle her all over the house the tell us about it over the tannoy at the race. There’s a free T shirt if you do.

    Filthy
    Member

    Pics of the insatiable hottie then we can make a better decision 😉

    MTT
    Member

    A mates just rang me up and told me not to be so miserable. Apologies all round.

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    Are you looking for substitutes at all?

    I’m free tomorrow!

    Gary_C
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    Forget pre race lovin,& save youself for some post race ‘action’…..
    The thought of it will spur you on for the last 1/2 hr of the race 😉

    brakes
    Member

    it doesn’t count if you don’t lose your mess

    Premier Icon nickc
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    eeeeeuuuuwwwwwww. You want a forum to decide on whether you should “****” your girlfriend?

    Seriously?

    Premier Icon rockitman
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    Thought that would give me the board a bit of excitement on a wet and cold Friday night. I now don’t need to worry, as she’s dumped me for posting this. 😉 boxelder – she’s interested in your pic and anything else you can offer 😀

    spanners
    Member

    What a laugh. Best post for weeks. Boosted my spirits after seeing a pic on the cotic website of a guy with a beard riding the same bike as me. God, I almost had to sell the Soul!!
    Post the pics of the hogtie and I’ll give a direct link to the beardy pics!

    Premier Icon rockitman
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    Glad I got a laugh, smile whatever. Not too sure if she’ll let me post a pic. Will ask…

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    Rockitman, I don’t think anyone on the forum would hold it against you if you put up a “paging Hora” thread on this one

    none of the rest of us is suitably qualified*

    *(suppose we could have fatsimon as a stand in (d’you see what I….))

    Premier Icon rockitman
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    How do I upload a photo? Any ideas?

    Get her mother round for a bit of “tag team” action.

    GNARGNAR
    Member

    No sex before a sporting event is a “rule” mainly found in the fight game, most notably publicised by Muhammed Ali. There’s no physiological evidence that rumpy pumpy would make a difference to athletic performance, it might actually increase testosterone instead of decrease it (which is also part of the “theory”).

    In any case spending 6 weeks away from the distractions of dealing with women will help a fighter focus on his training, and not getting his end away will probably help make him aggressive.

    So seeing as your just fannying about a field on a bike, I say crack on. Be sure to do her up the wrong un.

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