Please NO (closing ceremony)

No robbie though

Is this the fat lady singing then?

Nice lump of cheese to end on

No robbie though

Thank god for small mercies.

What’s up with Jason Orange he’s prancing about like he’s got an itchy arse.

Robbie is probably with Russell Brand

why did they not get danny boyle to do the closing? that was awful.

More fireworks footage, less old men in sailors uniforms pls

Please be boris on the eagle thingy

Good work by Gary appearing after his tragedy of last week.

Royal Ballet on Acid 😮

the director must have been reading STW, things have just got good!

Druid +1 in all seriousness (unlike the last 2.5 hrs of my life) well done fella

Is this ending tonight?

Kinky ballet , what ever next

And now march of the sunflowers

Darceys bum. Nice.

Darcy Bussell <rubs thighs> </rubs thighs>

Ballet to drum and bass. Cool.

They think it’s all over

Pre-pay card ran out on the gas meter

It is now

Who the fffff

Who’s this?

Still waiting for the book Pete.

Yes the who!

It won’t end

This even sounds live.

Proper music at last

Looks like Martin Freeman on drums.

8 mins to go …..

These guys may at least leave us with something worthwhile.They may be old but at least they can actually sing and kick it.

Now smash the set up……..

All the sport ive missed and ive dedicated 3 hrs tonight watching that shite, I need shooting!!

and punch the director also while they’re at it 😀

It had to be!!

Why did the who not sing their own song earlier? I am glad I stayed up to watch this tiny bit of goodness in a pond full of crap

Any sport you’ve missed is on the bbc sport website 🙂

This pi$$es on Macartney

I’m crossing my fingers its past McCartneys bed time