Please NO (closing ceremony)

Has it gone yet-can I open my eyes now?

Trev Nelson still sulking into his cocoa about the lack of black music…

Sorry for a minute there I thought I saw Norman cook during in a giant inflatable octupus

Jesse J noooooooooo

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is ridiculously shallow compared to the opening ceremony.

Love it –

Sing!! (silence from crowd..)

This is so shite that for some reason I can’t stop watching.

So what happens if one of the athletes needs a piss?

Why is she dressed as an ice skater? Its the summer olympics you dozy tart

LHD cars ….. Dodgy imports to cut costs?

>This must be what an LSD trip feels like.

More like an overdose of ketamine.
Everything is wrong but I can’t move my arms to work the remote control to stop it.

😆

Gangsta

haha its dreadful! Off switch.

Price tag err about 11 billion

Arghggggggggggghhhghbbbbbhhhhhhhhhh

I want to emigrate now

Kuco – me too

Those Russians looked bemused.

The people I think I mostly feel sorry for are the GB track & field team who were tucked up in Portugal when the opening ceremony was on but having to sit here & watch this.

No denying that Jessie J looks like a bit of a goer*

*(in my slightly perverse mind)

I completely understand why the Queen stayed in to watch Top Gun and sent Harry….

Could only be worse if Ms Cole and McCartney did a duet

Nice cars though, can I have one.

You all ready for the 5th(?) reunion? Any bets on a union jack dress?

Nice Boobs

2 out of 10 for reversing

Taio who?

I think I might even buy the Daily Wail tomorrow to see what their objective view is of tonight’s proceedings!

Beady Eye next…

TBH this bit is much better than dragging a load of old fossils on.

Jessie J, question is “w**** you”, sorry ladies

Sid Waddell had the right idea…………

Familiar to millions?

LOL
Japanese smiling politely but looking confused,
Young Brits raving like no tomorrow
Dutch looking at Brits thinking ” Can we have some of what they are on ? “
Ukraine lasses just partying like its normal for a Sunday night

Tiny Weener, Jessie Jizz and another bloke.
I want to glue my eyes and ears closed.
**** awful.

Could only be worse if Ms Cole and McCartney did a duet

No chance of them letting Ms Cole in the same stadium as Russell Brand.

Commentators really have nothing to say…

Giant Disco, if I was I would heve left ages ago.

This is Eurovision revenge : )

TBH this bit is much better than dragging a load of old fossils on.

Yes that is true, however, they could’ve got some decent acts – Dizzee may not be everyone’s cuppa tea but he rocked the opening ceremony.

Who mentioned Liam Gallagher… BeadyEye on the drum kit…

Taxis have their lights on…….

TAXI!