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Code R5MDCJMD = 1 free box, pay for the next 3, get the 5th free
then cancel. I just did and they bribed me with another free box.

Just cancelled mine – cos I’ve cancelled before, I’ve run out of bribes 🙁

[bites tongue]

(Which probably tastes nicer anyway).

Cheers!
I’d forgotten I needed to go to Titmuss and pick up some bird seed this weekend.

quality not the same recently

£3.50 for some nuts and raisins?

Do you have a cleaner too?

*puts up hand*
I’m so farking posh you wouldn’t believe it

over packaged bird food for lazy fatties IMHO.

I’m so farking posh you wouldn’t believe it

Me too – I only graze organically, in the field behind my Manor.

I sometimes rut there too, but that’s a whole other story.

Someone called it “bird food” Totally PMSL Never heard that before. Shit I love original jokes!
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(sorry, I’m a tad bored.)

£3.50 for some nuts and raisins?
Do you have a cleaner too?

Spare change for some nice food.

A cleaner, doesn’t everyone?

Remember this isn’t just a bird table, this is an Graze bird table.

£3.50 for some nuts and raisins?

2 free packs + 1 bribery pack when you’ve had the free ones = £1.50 odd
..i’d explain that it’s more than nuts and raisins, but i usually find talking to poor people a bit of a waste of breath.

Me too. I just beat them.

Are the dried nipples (bottom left box) not a tad chewy?

especially their feeble attempts at witty repartee – must be all that crap food they shovel into themselves

Are the dried nipples (bottom left box) not a tad chewy?

you must have a different box, mine’s was chocolate coated meerkat testicles

I am partial to the odd nipple.

The chocolate nipples aren’t bad, but the Robins really go for the dried meal worms in the bottom right box.

meerkat testicles

I thought they were the purple ones top left with the Olives and chilli…

I’ve got the chocolate nipples or as graze call them jaffa cakes in tommorows box 🙂