I thought you only took kids to a supermarket to shout at them?
Stay away from the internet fruitcakes, whilst I got laid a few times that way all of them had issues, one wanted kids immediately, the other would text a million times a day and then go nuts if I didn’t respond, another was married etc etc.
Don’t ask me why but women can smell a single man from many paces, when you’re with someone you usually have to beat them off with a stick. Go figure.