OT, but…
Two fellas sat in a doctors waiting room, both a little anxious.
One says to t’other, “What you in for?”
“I’ve got a red ring round my knob” says the second,
“Crikey, that’s a co-incidence ” says the first, ” I’ve got a green one round mine!”
At that point the first chap is called in, and is out again in under a minute, all smiles and very relieved.
“what did he say?”
“Nothing to worry about” the now happy first fella replied, ” he just gave it a wipe with this special sort of solution and it disapeared: i’m all clear and ready for action!” and off he went.
“NEXT!” calls the doctor, and in he goes. After showing the doc the problem, there follows a great deal of “umming” and “aaahing”, after which the doctor says
” I’m sorry, but we’re gong to have to amputate your knob!”
“What?” says the patient, “WHAT???!!!”
” Yes ” said the doc, ” the protocols are quite clear, and there’s no time to waste!”
“But…. But……” stammered the patient, ” you dealt with that other bloke just by wiping it off with some’at! Amputate?? By all that’s 29er, Why can’t you just do the same for me???”
“Because, young man” responded the doc….
“there’s one helluva difference between Lipstick and Gangrene!”
Btum tish! 🙂