Like Burgers? Like Toast?

I feel like the the human race has de-evolved a little while I’ve been reading this thread.

It’s like some STW version of a Japanese game show.. 😯
Respect, or maybe pity.. I’m not quite sure tbh..

Not understanding why there is so much “meat” in a box showing a cheese and tomato pizza 😆

Great work and kudos to Mrs Tom!

This however..

So far bowels are fine, but I’m not too worried.

..is naïve.

Brace yourself.

Not understanding why there is so much “meat”

Anyone remember breakfast grill in rat packs? Possibly the most swapped item.

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Not understanding why there is so much “meat” in a box showing a cheese and tomato pizza

It’s a pepperoni pizza on the front isn’t it?

I think you left the plastic on.

I did think that too, I assure you, the plastic was removed!

Anyone remember breakfast grill in rat packs? Possibly the most swapped item.

They reckon smell is linked directly to memory. I challenge you now @murray not to have the smell of breakfast grill burnt into a mess tin over a Hexy block in your nostrils right now.

Add some cheese possesed and youve a mighty breakfast.

That carpet got me thinking … did you have dinner in the local care home?

Love that they are ‘cheesy’ slices not cheese slices, probably more plastic than dairy. Perfect for this experiment.

Tom I admire your no nonsense attitude to this.

How are the guts this morning?

Lol at space monkey . Quality stw threadage btw.

Morning all,

Sit rep. Guts feel reasonably okay, if not 100%. Sort of feel blocked and bloated, rather like I’ve taken a few too many Imodium tablets. No movements or evacuations so far.

Re the carpet situation.

Tell them it’s a pub carpet, actually!

Ooohhh y’all are in trouble….

Haha, top thread guys 😀

Enjoyed from a distance! Thnks for sharing 😆

Enjoyed from a distance!

I think that’s probably a formal serving suggestion: “best …”

It’s a pepperoni pizza on the front isn’t it?

Ah yer 😆

There are so many wrongs in this thread – as its STW it becomes a perverse, twisted right.

Still wouldn’t catch me eating that though!
Rather be back on rat-packs….

Sit rep 2:

Despite a day of drinking craft beers, eating lots and generally moving around (inc a 500m roller race) I have not been able to poo in the last 24 hours, plenty of burp and fart though. Could be linked.

Interestingly, the couple of wees I had after consumption smelled a lot like hot dog brine (they don’t normally)

Commencing operation poowatch, updates as they happen.

6 days and no update? You must be in agony

Haha, fo be honest I though everyone was bored of the thread! monday evening was the day of evacuation, bit looserer than normal after an initial push to open the traps, bit smellier too, but I’ve had worse.

The leftover toppings were binned…