Yup.

Fact fans:

Asda if you’re interested 🙂

Well?

or is this going to be an unboxing type thing?

Pork fat AND beef fat, with pork rind thrown in? Oh you are spoiling us.

I’ll admit I was curious, but I walked away 😀

Illustration no4 seems to suggest you ‘enjoy’ it by rubbing in your face

disappointing thread 🙁

Needs pics of the actual paste/goo/sludge, whatever

Toast toppers. Food of the gods.

Most disappointing.

FFS. I’m going to have to go and buy some now aren’t I?

I’ll report back tomorrow.

While you’re at could you get some gherkins? I’m interested if it adds or detracts from the effect.

Make sure you try it on artisan bread though, we have some standards to upholdm

I once made the double cheese on toast double cheese burger

Basically you make two grilled cheese sandwiches (i.e. bread – cheese – bread)

Put one on the bottom, put a burger on top, add cheese. Add a second burger and cheese. Put second grilled cheese sandwich on top.

So (vertically)

bread
cheese
bread
cheese
burger
cheese
burger
bread
cheese
bread

Tastes great, unlikely to be healthy

So (vertically)

bread
cheese
bread
cheese
burger
cheese
burger
bread
cheese
bread 😆 I should think being able to unhinge your lower jaw would be useful eating that.

bread
cheese
bread
cheese
burger
cheese
burger
bread
cheese
bread

You could get more cheese in there….

There’s no way I’m touching that crap at the top though!

And a bit of bacon jam. Awesome stuff.

Nobeerinthefridge – Member
Toast toppers. Food of the gods

Aye, It’s also the original inspiration for the phrase “it’s good, but it’s not right”

Substitute doughnuts for bread. Yes, burger doughnuts are a thing apparently.

thepurist – Member
Pork fat AND beef fat, with pork rind thrown in? Oh you are spoiling us.

And beef stock as well.

Need to see the result of this. Report back with pictures.

Why is an onion eating toast?

probably a druid

This could be the greatest thing since chicken in a can!

Can you get some of this to finish you it off?

Yum yum

Bread in a can? Is that a real thing?

‘Whats for tea mummy?’
‘Vera Lynne-Burgers’
‘Oh no. Not Whale Meat again.’

Just have an actual burger in a can.

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/cheeseburger-in-a-can/

Yes that is a burger served in 2 belgian waffles in a dog bowl – Will that get as much hate as a wooden board?

And one in a donut 🙂
http://www.thewinstonbar.com/
Exceptionally good food, exceptionally good beer and just down the road so a fine local pub 🙂

Was the dog bowl an exercise in making food look as unappetising as possible?

That is somebody’s bad phone pic, looks good on arrival, the bowl catches most of the mess and it’s also about the dog who the pub is named after

fair enough, chicken in a can keeps that award for the moment then

I thought it was going to be toast bread with a nice burger in the middle but no it’s far worse that that.

Is the doughnut served with extra relish? Looks a little heavy on the special sauce to me.

I’m expecting great things from this thread today. Don’t disappoint us!

Ran out of time yesterday – I’ll swing by later today and pick some up, along with the cheapest cheese slices money can buy.

Pictures to follow.

Excited to see how this turns out.

Afternoon sorted.

Now expecting you to use all of those ingredients together.

*Accepts challenge*

Open the can!! Do it now!!

Really wanna see how vile the slurry contained within is!