Just a quick Hi

Can we start again? I’ve came to my senses n realised This ain’t the place for sensible posts!

Hi I’m Sam. I like green eggs and ham

Hello sam, and welcome. You’re honoured already; not everybody gets an 18-cheek salute from Jamie !

You counted them?

Welcome sam.

Erm.. 2 pages and that’s a quick Hi? this guys gonna take over if we’re not careful…

Hi BTW, just save some time and tell us up front what’s wrong with you?

*Waves*

Hello & welcome. My advice about this place is, ‘never ask for advice, you’ll only get opinions’
In my opinion.
It’s a good site to get slagged off, slated, insulted, questioned & judged, & a few other things but not much else. The ‘entertainment’ value is unbeatable though!

Hi I’m Sam. I like green eggs and ham

Then you’re Sam I Am.

Any relation to Will?

Good try mtbsam but you are clearly fred and I claim £5 off the mods for outing you.

It’s a nice theory, but I’d already checked.

Hi I’m Sam. I like green eggs and ham
Then you’re Sam I Am.
Any relation to Will?

Yeah he’s my brother from another mother. Hence why he is black and I’m white!

Racist!

*Two day ban issued*

Daaaaaaam! Naughty Sam!

wrecker – Member
Hi Sam

The answer is rubber queen.youre welcome .

😯

Welcome Sam I Am

Cheers
Danny B

Hey Sam,

welcome and make sure you wipe your shoes on the way in lest you mess up the carpet

cheers
Spartacus

How do?

Cheers
Osama B