It’s Tool Time! – Recommend me a cordless screwdriver

TBH honest DD, you didn’t come across as a ‘twit’ to me. More like a complete tool ……… a big red tool
…… with ‘w4nker’ written across it.

I can’t abide arrogance. Those who look down on others whether it be their class, profession, or skills/abilities. Yes, DIY wallahs sometimes have funny ideas and quirky notions on how to do things, but until I become an expert on every profession on earth, I won’t be ridiculing other people’s abilities. And I can’t think of anything worst than people being inhibited from giving their opinions on a forum for fear of ridicule (although it’ll never stop me !) I hope Stoner slaughters you next time you make a comment in his specialist field. Anyway, the Screwfix job @ £65 seems perfectly sensible for “general household work” which is what the OP asked for.

…… I’m disappointed you weren’t pissed.

Now that, ernie, was a bit harsh. Whenever anyone asks for tool recommendations (one of the one or two subjects I know anything about), I give an honest opinion, and have in the past recommended that people spend a little less than they were planning. My micky pulling didn’t stem from arrogance in the slightest. I do find the “site” concept mildly amusing and if I really wanted to rubbish the product, then there are plenty of factors that I could call into question about it. It was meant in a Clint Eastwood “do you feel lucky” style. Goodness knows why I’m arguing this with you, there will only be one winner, that much I know. But calling me a w4nker, that’s just not fair and a bit personal,even for you.

Now that, ernie, was a bit harsh. Whenever anyone asks for tool recommendations (one of the one or two subjects I know anything about)

Well derision and offensive language, are areas where maybe I have some expertise. I was quite frankly appalled by Stoner’s use of the word ‘twit’ and therefore felt that matter needed some addressing.

‘W4nker’ is an excellent word which preforms very well in heavy industrial situations. It’s 2 syllable impact action, penetrates where other words otherwise fail. It can withstand long and repeated use on a daily basis without losing any of it’s performance or potent effect. And is clearly the choice of professionals. Although the irony of it’s reference to ‘doing it yourself’ is not lost on me.

‘Twit’ on the other hand, is best restricted to light duties in residential areas. It is particularly useful in more delicate social situations such as at BBQs, or driving the vicar to the wedding reception, when shouting “Oi w4nker, get orf the road” would clearly be inappropriate. It does also have some practical use advantages over w4nker, as it’s monosyllabic delivery allows the user rapid access without first having to carry out a full risk assessment. It’s Mum’s favourite choice.

HTH

Swap the i for an a, that’s probably what he really meant.

I’m sure he can speak for himself Rich, but you go on ahead anyway

Top class ernie, top class.
Remind me, what was your previous log in name? 😉

BTW, to defend myself from the horror of owning a ‘Site’ drill, I bought mine as the charger was the same as my makita one which failed. Buying the Site ‘package’ with a drill, two battery’s & the charger was cheaper than a makita charger on it’s own. Getting a drill was a bonus, & I use it more than the heavier makita combi for driving purposes, & it’s just as good.

deadlydarcy – Member

I’m sure he can speak for himself Rich, but you go on ahead anyway

Thanks. 🙂

Remind me, what was your previous log in name?

My previous login name was labrat.

And I can confirm that the experiment was fully successful.

Labrat wrote the saddest thread I have ever seen on STW, glad your back to the lighter side of life.
Cheers.

Labrat was involved in one of the funniest, the infamous Lazy Town thread! 😆

Sorry, I didn’t mean to sound negative, it just bought back fond memories of STW years ago. 🙂