Is Clare Balding…

… Ray Mears.?

You never see them together. 😯

no just thin hair, my dears.

it could be something to do with the weather?

She is what Lady Diana would have looked like if she had survived the crash and eaten lots of pies.

If you had to… if you absolutely HAD to ride one of them..

Clare Balding or Natalie Cassidy?

I think you could be on to something, it's uncanny

Claire Balding or Vanessa Felts?

Thats Easy…Claire every time. At least she would find it equally repugnant. Vanessa might enjoy it, and that would be wrong.

Vanessa would be into it more though, being a fatty and all. You;d be working away, arse going like a fiddlers elbow and she'd be loving it. Balding would just lie there wondering who's gonna win the 3:20 at Newmarket.

More chance of getting a full English from Felts in the morning.