Insults you just don't hear that often anymore.

At school we’d call each other Clampets or Texans. You ****ing Clampet! Delivered with a look of contempt

Now I still use Flod, which is a hybrid of flid and spod

And not so much an insult but “mmmmm chinner!”

Don March (as in “yer Don March”), which was the name of the bus company said window lickers boarded.

Joey

Anyone remember ‘Dime Bar’ said in a voice that hinted at possible mental handicap?

I am grinning like a total dime bar at this thread.

One insult specific to my school was “G5”, this being the name of the special needs classroom.

“Veed” was another odd one – a derivation of paedo.

Actually, we all used to call each other paedos as well. Which was funny, because we were all about 14 at the time.

My favourite contemporary insult is “you weapon”.

One I did hear recently
“the only bloke who would sh*g that would be one that was too bone idle to have a w*nk”

Gumby

You frabjous ass!

A mate of mine was heavily into Billy Bunter and consequently it was his favourite epithet.

Gumby LOL! Haven’t heard that for an age!

Chinny reckon. Completed with stroking of said chin.

Ragamuffin

Chinny reckon. Completed with stroking of said chin.

This came out of the bag at a family thing. My young cousin did what we thought was the chinny reckon chin stroke. Though he swears he has no idea what it means his sister (my other cousin obs) and her boyfriend also had no clue about the mighty chinny reckon.

When the Falklands war was on the squaddies used to call the locals Bennies, after Benny in Crossroads (google it).

After a lot of complaints they were told to stop. So then they started calling them Stills.

(Still Bennies)

Welcome back sootyandjim 🙂

Pillock is something we heard a lot of many years ago or dork.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your delectation BENDER!
As in “you f***ing bender!”

Gaylord

Deacon.

Plank, mollusc, spazz, etc.

But for sheer comedy value, you simply cannot counter a well executed belm.

For some reason Ringo was a serious insult which was tantamount to asking someone for a fight.
Shamefully Jewboy was used a lot as a seven year old.

ah, the good old days of childish insults

doylum
bint- still a favoutrite of mine
pillock
splashfart
bum sniff- think it derived from “bum sniffer”
rem or remford- after remford rejects, crap kids tv football team

not heard dick splash in a while, this thread is a good one.

Balloon
Clown
Dafty
Dunderheid
Welly
Jedhead

Has anyone done “dicksplash”?

Off the top of my head not heard any of these for a while:-

Divvy
knob head
cretin
wet fart
dunce
prick

Tightwad
Faggot
Bell end
Knob head

I think we should bring back the classics a la Terry Thomas.

Rascal, scoundrel, rotter.

EDIT Weirdly STW doesn’t pick up “knob head” with a space, without its ****, how shit is that!

A few more came to mind

Dweeb – not sure what it meant but it was an insult.
Whinnet – bit of poo left on a bum
W@nkstaff
Tosser
Deacon (Joey Deacon)
Dicknose
Ball breath
Head the ball – according to some Geordie cousins.

it’s taken two days to work out that this thread was started by ‘the’ sootyandjim.

Where have you been for two years?

In no particular order, ahem:

dickweed
****
flid
pillock
no-mark
charver
scutter

These are just a choice few. I must remember to get these out in the near future……….

A few weeks ago my mate called me a spactard. I was impressed.

Sperm Breath

Doylum ,,,, not heard that one for a while.

wwaswas – I injured myself mtbing and was off the bike for quite a while then had a big change in my life which kept me fairly busy and off the bike for some more.

I’m hoping to get back in the saddle soon.

Dime Bar- wasn’t that to with Harry Enfield?
Still makes me laugh though 😆

Spin on it or sit on it usually went well with an extended middle finger- and there were quite a few ‘Spacs’ in my school.
Also “Dont be such a Malcolm” or various variants were quite popular..

From a more intellectual age:

A stream of bat’s piss

A big jam doughnut with cream on top

Dime Bar 😆

Doolap

s&j – sorry to hear about the injury etc 🙁

I’m hoping to get back in the saddle soon.

that’s good 🙂

Tefalhead (my nickname at school)
Pillock
Penis
Wally
Joey
Paedo