I reckon Rob is poisoning her…..

I’m going out on a limb that Stella is in fact called Dave. Illness status……?

Good point re Ursula, but I think that if she stops him, she’ll believe that she’s saved him. And believe that he’ll be grateful. Which he won’t.

In other news, Justin and Miranda are a married couple in real life. Wonder if their marriage has a gin sozzled Lil, all fur coat, wellies and no knickers!

Tone of conversation with Henry sounded like he wasn’t going to snatch him, but it did look like he had something in store for Helen.

Bye bye Gideon.
Bye Bye!

*Gulp*

Also, it’s Thursday. Cliffhangers happen on a Friday, dammit! So, what’s tomorrow got in store?

Dunno but it’s going to have something to do with the apparently innocuous-flat-battery-in-the-same-episode subplot..

..possibly

There’s gonna be a car chase followed by a head on car crash into another driver, possibly a cast member.

Ursula crashes into Rob as he gets away. He blames her as she’s only a woman driver…. In the ensuing car crash Helen arrives and the baby is midway between her and Rob. The baby looks confused as one shouts Jack and another Gideon. The baby decides to crawl into a passing cart for a better life with Joe Grundy.

The wife has demanded that I put her script up for ridicule. Kirsty gives chase and forces Rob off the road and then miscarries her baby! Nonsense I know.

Mrs Wingnuts might be on to something there!

I’d go with hospitalisation, miscarriage scare rather than the full scary. That way, NuTom and Kirsty can bond again over it and get married. Ambridge needs a happy ending. Although NuTom has already had one.

Friday 3rd February

Helen is on a mission, and a fallen tree causes chaos.

😯

That’s cheating!

OMG !!!!!!!!! 😯

He even sticks a knife into Henry! “Pretend Dad”.

Well set up for a Friday night/Sunday night cliff hanger.

^^^ Well if the OH thinks he is even trying to talk from 1902-1915 this evening!!!

I wish they’d play the ‘silent movie peril’ music at appropriate points in each episode.

I reckon there’ll be and accident and Helen will have the choice to finish him off but does the decent thing and saves him.
Rob then has his collar felt and off to prison never to see Gideon again?

I reckon there’ll be and accident and Helen will have the choice to finish him off but does the decent thing and saves him.

Close but no ceegar…

Lily Pargiter runs him off the road and co-driver Kenton has to make the choice….

I wish they’d play the ‘silent movie peril’ music at appropriate points in each episode.

I’m up for that as long as they play the Benny Hill music over the nauseating Justin/Lilian shenanigans. Loud enough to drown out the dialogue and any references to their various states of undress.

thoughts of a 70 year old in her skimpies spoiling your evening meal?

[Lilian Bellamy, née Archer (born 8 July 1947)]

that’s not what she looks like.

That’s a man in drag

@wwaswas

[Pantomime]

Oh yes it is!

[/Pantomime]

I suspect it’s the actress that plays her. But it’s not how she looks.

Right……here goes.

I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair…dullsville

Is that it?

Can’t be!

Damara are toast, that’s for sure.

Well that was a damp squib

Bobbins. Completely unbelievable changes in personality from Rob and Helen – it was laughably bad!

Oh hell, did I just write that? What has become of me..

I is disappoint. 😥

Just noticed Rob is calling the sprig JACK!!

As is my way I missed almost everything until the episode where Rob tried to kidnap the kid and they had a fight on the rain and Rob gave in. She seems to have finally defeated him!

I figured he’s had enough, admitted to himself that she was right…. Was this a total reversal in character or did we know it was coming?

Return to the usual reassuring drivel…

Rob gone off to run the Prince museum apparently.

oh….
😯

RIP Caroline/Sara 😥

Sad x2 🙁

Gone to the Lakey Hill in the sky to help Nelson Gabriel and Jack Woolley look for Captain again.

Just been watching series 6 of game of thrones and thought one of the Dothraki widows sounded awfully familiar….racked my brains missing 10 minutes of the episode trying to place her voice and knew it must be radio as didn’t recognise her face and finally realised it it Usha! As you were…

Jazzer talking sense

I suspect it’s the actress that plays her.

Actress? It’s a documentary I tells ‘ee!