I love Holly Green!

BBC West weather presenter, what are my chances?

I don’t have a beard and wear sandals like most of you!

Must be something in the water today…

Anyway, if you’re ready to tell her about your undying love:

Tweets by HollyJGreen

Go get ’em, Tiger.

I don’t have a beard and wear sandals like most of you!

but you are prepared to do a metaphorical ‘phwoooaaar’ on an internet forum.

So you’re out.

You are, however, called hugh jardon 😉

Ooh I don’t do the Twittery thing 😳 Jamie can you send her a message saying “my mate fancies you” (apologies for the mate reference)

Elizabeth Saary 😳

I had to google Holly Green, as plain as plain janes can get.

Elizabeth Saary pretty tidy though.

Jackie Guerrido 😉

Georgina Burnett and Alex Dolan FTW.

I used to live next to Elizabeth Sarry’s mum. I’m famous, me.

This thread is on borrowed time…

I guess the time was borrowed from the 1970s? 😉

I guess the time was borrowed from the 1970s?

I had to google Holly Green, as plain as plain janes can get.

I wonder you can find any women who measure up to your exacting standards!
I think Holly is a very attractive young lady, she does it for me.

I’m sure weather girls have been covered before but Lucy Verasamy is a looker while everyone is googling for images.

Yeah those others are ok but I’m still holding out for Holly 😉

It’s really hard to properly stalk girls on Twitter BTW.

I’ve been stalking Helen Czerski for ages now on there, and other than a couple of LOL’s and a #FUNNY we’re still at 1st base……… 😉

Michael Fish, eh? Phwooooar!

Becky Mantin…..

All your young girls are OK but I prefer a real woman like Carol Kirkwood. 😀

Kaye Forester

Becky Mantin…..

A guy on another forum I use dated here in secondary school. Apparently she has a ass like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

Lara Lewington is the only weather girl worth fawning over IMO.

I think this proves weather presenters (particularly female one’s) are hotter than downhill skiers 😉

Lucy Verasamy for me as i think she is a good laugh.

She looks cheeky.

Pfft… Weather girls… I know who I’d rather wax my ski* 😉

*used singular for the purposes of the joke as I only have one penis

Ski=

Weather=

I prefer a real woman like Carol Kirkwood

A man of taste!

Carol Kirkwood FTW!

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It’s really hard to properly stalk girls on Twitter BTW.

I’ve been stalking Helen Czerski for ages now on there, and other than a couple of LOL’s and a #FUNNY we’re still at 1st base………
Made me lol! She is rather lovely…

Keeley Donovan ftw.

Or Lisa Gallagher

ahh but countzero, lodders is a scouse so his idea of beauty is

Keeley Donovan ftw.

+1

Apparently she has a ass like a dead heat in a zeppelin race

oh the humanity

A guy on another forum I use dated here in secondary school. Apparently she has a ass like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

What? Full of flammable gas with an added odour to ensure that any unfortunate emissions are detected before an explosion occurs?

Apparently she has a ass like a dead heat in a zeppelin race

I’m more familiar with this term being applied to breasts.

Is it analagous to “Like Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas fighting in a sack”?

Meh.
They’re ok. None of them are exactly Sue Barker