Headline writing competition – Beer lorry crashes with flour lorry

I’m sure some of you lot can come up with something better.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26864338

Both drivers are reported to feel battered.

Bready mixed

Something to do with battered in Scotland.

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Flour lorry crashes with beer lorry

Wonder if the flour was being delivered to Be-ro!

Edit – battered beaten to it

Barmy Accident on M74

Beer oh beer that is going to take flours to clear up…

fish fillet lorry has lucky escape…

Glaswegians fear shortage of battered Mars Bars after tragic motorway accident.

(Taggart voice)”There’ll be MUUUUURRRDER come Friday night” exclaims one local resident…

Going to be difficult to prove who was at fault

Tempuras frayed after road closed for spillage.

Beer, Hovis, butt heads

Dough!

M74 clean-up contractors expect to make more dough than normal after this morning’s crash…

The obvious one

Beer Bread

Or Beer lorry driver smashed, Flour lorry driver brown-bread.

I’m just sitting watching flours in the dray…

Cereal offenders

Flour of Scotland hits Heavy traffic

Beer Battered Truck

Flour of Scotland hits Heavy traffic

😆

Scientists fear Saharan dust cloud could be worse than predicted.

Flour of Scotland hits Heavy traffic

😆

FTW

“Flour of Scotland” like it.
I think that’s Chancelot Mills these days?

FWIW, my grandfather was a research cereal chemist in Glasgow, for the S.C.W.S. – worked at the huge flour mills down on the Clyde at Partick (Lofty Peak I think). Produced several papers.

Driver tested for yeast infection?

my grandfather was a research cereal chemist in Glasgow, for the S.C.W.S. – worked at the huge flour mills down on the Clyde at Partick (Lofty Peak I think). Produced several papers.

How do you make paper out of flour?

Truckers come to blows over Spelt Ale Incident

ah, research papers, sorry 🙂 flour quality, nutrition comparisons, pretty niche / esoteric stuff..

He’d have fit right in here.

StefMcDef – Member
Flour of Scotland hits Heavy traffic

I think we may need to explain the heavy reference for our southern readers 😆