Have you ever snogged someone famous

Would boffing a famous economist be too highbrow?

Larry Summers?

plumber – Member
I’ve snogged Susanna Hoffs but no one ever believes me
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I hate you.

My mate’s mum was asked out by elton john when she was young, Does that count?

My mate’s mum was asked out by elton john when she was young, Does that count?

Are you sure it wasn’t your mate’s Dad?

Would boffing a famous economist be too highbrow?

Norman Lamont?

Are you Julian Clary?

Nice to see a few here opening up their sexuality, but no, she was definitely female. 😉

I’m amazed my katona experience has slipped under the radar

Pook – nobody likes a beggar. But fair play to you young man. How was her prawn ring?

Cornflakes everywhere now. Great thread!

A British figure (lady) skater from a Winter Olympics squad

Some girl from Knight School on children’s tele. Don’t think she was in anything else.

<<awaits someone coming forward and owning up to doing Esther Rantzen doggy and keeping her falsers under the pillow as a keepsake.

Funny thread though!

Ive licked Jackie Onassis crutch, well the crutch on her jodhpurs.
Mate of mine used to make therm for the rich and famous, well party at his pad, we found some of his gear he had taken home to work on we passed it around…..she sadly passed away shortly after.
Thats the closest I have ever got to the famous though a mate did shag Captain Pickards daughter, apparently.

shag Captain Pickards daughter

Is this similar to ‘taking Captain Picard to warp speed’?

Does “se faire les bises” count? Probably not as there is no exchange of bodily fluids. However, I’ve danced with one of Pan’s people and Maryse, a woman that dances on French TV. I drove some famous TV presenter around for the Telethon but hadn’t got a clue who she was as I didn’t have a TV, not so much as a peck but lots of shrieking.

I employed a very seductive German woman. She went off with Le Tour to do simultaneous translation and came back most pleased with herself as she’d shagged her way around with France’s most famous TV sports presenter – who was in Match being quoted on his fantastic relationship with his wife.

Mrs Kervs legs were in Absolutely Fabulous once!

Does “se faire les bises” count?

Only if “Je suis Gunz, je voudrai acheter un voiture”, does as well.

Pook – go on then. Tell us your Kerry Experience then?

How drunk were you? Did you survive unscathed?

My mate spent the night with an itv presenter after a works awards do and she must have lost her house keys as apparently she demanded he kicked her back doors in 😉

I was in the film “Elizabeth: The Golden Age”, and some people have slept with me, and I’ve slept with them…

My wife snogged Ally McCoist back when he was a footballer 😐

I was chatted up by Kim Deal (Pixies). She invited me to a party after a gig… unfortunately our conversation was intereupted and I didn’t find out about the invite for 6 months; the person she asked to invite me didn’t pass on the message as he wanted to go to a different party… the c&*^ 😥

Doooble post again

buzz-lightyear – Member

I’ve snogged Susanna Hoffs but no one ever believes me

Really?

Yes Really and I wouldn’t believe me if it wasn’t me

Yes Really and I wouldn’t believe me if it wasn’t me

You win the thread (if you’re not lying (which you are)) 🙂

He wins the thread for having the vision to even fantasise about snogging Susanna Hoffs.

(Feels stirrings at the mere thought of her doing ‘that’ look in the video for ‘Walk Like an Egyptian’ where she hangs off the mic and looks sort of sideways)….

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