Haunted Dolls on ebay. wtf.

check this out. http://www.ebay.com/itm/321507707636

I feel his cold bitter energy. He causes changes in temperature. At night time I can hear rusting under my bed as if an animal is under there , increased static energy , loud popping and knocking noises, orbs in my bedroom waking me up . My cat crys for no apparent reason and refuses to sleep in the same room as him. I have unexplained puddles of water forming and water droplets as if raining coming from the ceiling. When I go out he makes me very nervous and worried about what he is going to do next I have come home and the house will be a mess he is causing me and my other spirits stress.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Angry-Creepy-Boy-Doll-Vessel-Of-Precocious-Child-HAUNTED-SEE-PICS-/131278058172?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1e90c832bc&clk_rvr_id=692945816253&afsrc=1#ht_82wt_1120

WTF were you searching for to find that?

WTF were you searching for to find that?

THIS!!!!

The mental state of the seller is the worrying thing, not the creepy-looking doll.
These are much more fun: http://www.livingdeaddolls.com
I’ve got a small one that looks something rather like this one:

She hangs from my rear-view mirror, using the supplied noose… 😈

My cat crys for no apparent reason and refuses to sleep in the same room as him. I have unexplained puddles of water forming

the cat wants letting out for a piss.
That would explain your puddles of water forming.

my wife came across it on the web somewhere, most likely mumsnet and emailed it to me. People actually buy them! look at the price.

£800 for a bloody doll and some cock and bull story.
I’m going to order a container load from Taiwan.

I just offered £666 for it

If you’re very bad, maybe Satan will bring you one for Christmas?

From a smoke free home

Doubt it…

I want to buy it, then put in a paypal claim if it fails to make mysterious puddles of water form. Item not as described.

Showed it to Mrs Danny. She said she wouldn’t want it in our house. She actually believes the doll is haunted.

I am a loss for words…

I wouldn’t want it in the house either.

It’s bloody hideous.

@cougar – yes it is hideous and I wouldn’t want it either but not because I believe the doll is actually haunted…

trance state… foul smells… the house will be a mess… breathlessness… things on the floor as if thrown around…

Heck, I’m buying this. The thing’s a goldmine of excuses for my bad habits!

I would like to check back to see the feedback from whomever buys this. A previous haunted doll buyer feeds back thusly:

Received item today, item as described. Excellent service Thankyou

😯

The devil’s work – you need to invite Jesus into your lives

most strange.