Grand Designs…..

I assuming you don’t mean he’s some kind of Neo-Savilian womb- worrier, more that his visit is a joyous portent of fertility, virtually guaranteeing the imminent potter patter of tiny feet, much like purchasing a 5 Diva or a sports coupe.

My mum always enjoyed watching GD, and used to say “new house, new baby”, whenever the almost inevitable pregnancy showed up.
Seems like an old proverb.
Can’t comment on the latest episode, I’m on holiday, and I’ve recorded it.

I assuming you don’t mean he’s some kind of Neo-Savilian womb- worrier, more that his visit is a joyous portent of fertility, virtually guaranteeing the imminent potter patter of tiny feet, much like purchasing a 5 Diva or a sports coupe.

My mum always enjoyed watching GD, and used to say “new house, new baby”, whenever the almost inevitable pregnancy showed up.
Seems like an old proverb.
Can’t comment on the latest episode, I’m on holiday, and I’ve recorded it.

My mum always enjoyed watching GD, and used to say “new house, new baby”, whenever the almost inevitable pregnancy showed up.

KM is so fecund that Sarah Beany repeatedly and continually gets up the duff simply be being on the same channel as him. All their collected offspring – teeming with their combined property guru DNA will later design and build their very own village of the damned, serialised over 6 episodes and and xmas special.

Grand Design had its 100th build party last night, friends who built there house in the second series went along.

Was it held in a large glass and wood building at the end of a long woodland drive…..I’m assuming it was dark when everyone arrived and ALL the lights were on inside!!!

Anyway, last nights. I liked it but only cause it annoyed the rich old folk next door, could have only been made better if it had been built by a none white foreigner…that’d have seen off the kodgers in no time!!!

what the actual ****!!!!?

that will be a very grand design.. I’ll be disappointed if we don’t see the finished build on tonight’s show..

Can see this costing £2M easily 😯

£500k loan from a friend?! I struggle to get a tube out of my ‘friends’.

Epic building/idea – but £200-£500k short on the budget whilst starting the ground works

Oh dear, i wonder how much contingency they have?

Absolutely mental build tonight. It’ll be immense if they ever find the cash to finish it. And who on earth lends mate half a million quid?!

And who on earth lends mate half a million quid?!

Ones that have secrets that they need to stay secret. 😯
I can’t wait to see the lift tower and the desperately needed space that the 4 storey garage/kitchen/living area will provide.

Grrrrr – I’m in a disused slate quarry in Wales with no TV – sounds like I’d be shouting at the TV right now.

Definitely not the same brickies footflaps has employed!

@TooTall, from this

Grrrrr – I’m in a disused slate quarry in Wales

do we need to have a whip round to pay the ransom?

“Money is worrying” Lol

I couldn’t be arsed answering the door if I was upstairs.

how are they managing to stay smiling..?

awesome

‘Where would you put your alpaca?’

Biggest respect to the pair of them.

£4K Porcelain bath…… Eeeeeeek

Bonkers!

Can’t wait to see this.

I like mucho.

Are those two husband and husband?

Wow…

Completely bonkers and magnificent at the same time

Makes a change from the normal checklist of

Impossibly small budget
No architect
No project manager
Doing most of the work themselves/with mates
Missing deadlines.

That staircase carpet is bloody awful.

Easily my fave episode/house ever.

Got to be worth £10mil? If only for that view!

Six man bath ? 😯

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Six man bath ?

Orgy?

That’s the money shot, right there.

View tidy.

Nope … don’t like it. (little Britain)

Looks like a suicide tower …

p/s: definitely husband and husband.

£2 million … 😯

One of my favourite. Brave guys to take that on but very well executed. Shame it is in London and not somewhere nice 😉

Over 2m and no garden!

wow, fairplay to them. best grand designs ever!

Simply amazing

Wow! Fairplay that is a spectacular build! Great vision, and the end result is one of the best grand designs ive seen…

How the hell do you clean those windows??

Simply stunning.