Going up on the garage roof

I need to go up on the garage roof to cut away some ivy. Do I need one of those roof ladder thingys?

No

A knife or secateurs will do a better job

No.
Rope & grappling hook for that authentic 007 approach.

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

If it's like my garage roof then not much risk of falling through 5" of concrete.

🙂

Dont we need to know if the roof is flat or pitched? What if your garage is a multi-storey?

Be careful out there!

Since you're going up, we want to see pictures of you jumping the Yuba off there.

A knife or secateurs will do a better job

Really LMFAO – fantastic!!!!!!!!!!

Since you're going up, we want to see pictures of you jumping the Yuba off there.

No way am I lugging that thing up there. I've considered taking it down the local 4X track though.

"Jumping the Yuba"?

If that's not a euphemism then it bloody well ought to be.