GF offered to clean my bike

That is all.

She wants something, probably something expensive

or cunnilingus

or marriage

Thanks for ruining this for me.

the only thing my wife offers to do with my bike is sell it, definitely after something

I’m sorry to hear that – hire a PI to follow her and find out who she is seeing (it’s probably your best mate) 😯

did she clean it properly?

she has broken something expensive

probably the bike.

yeah im going for she has scratched the bike pretty badly or maybe bent a spoke and she is trying to quietly sort out a repair

go and inspect every mm of the bike now!

did she clean it properly?

Of course I did not actually let her clean it, she wouldn’t do it properly.

she has broken something expensive

probably the bike.

No, bikes are safe. As far as I know..

Has she also recently persuaded you to increase your life insurance? Check brakes, steering etc…….

She has no intention of doing it!

Just said it to win you over! MUG!

She has no intention of doing it!

Just said it to win you over! MUG!

No, she was serious. I pretty much had to persuade her not to do it.

Your milkman isn’t called Pat Mustard is he?

As above this is highly suspicious behavior. If my wife offered to clean even her bike I would immediately take her temperature and then go check the bikes were fine.

Something is not quite right I suspect!

Congratulations tell her. Is she pregnant??

I would take it as an insult, only person that cleas my bike is me 😉

Your milkman isn’t called Pat Mustard is he?

Had to look that up.

I’m thinking about trying to get her sent on some sort of training course, then supervising her as she cleans the bike just to make sure she does it right. Suitable clothing will be needed as well.

supervising her as she cleans the bike just to make sure she does it right. Suitable clothing will be needed as well

Easier just to do it yoursel

Not as enjoyable though.

A mate at work was telling me how his wife cleaned his car a few years ago, he got home from work and she was really pleased with herself for getting all the tar spots off. She’d used a Brillo pad, I don’t think he was impressed. 🙂

If she’s not going to do yours – could she do mine?

I thought you meant Gary Fisher…

Which would be pretty cool too.