Gammon

But I saw that Gammon People thing on twitter and now I can’t stop humming it and smiling to myself.

It is a work of genius!

We can now do sing a longa Question Time.

We can also boo the gammons in a panto stylee

People turn red when they get angry.

Other reasons for turning red are available.

Other reasons for turning red are available.

It’s the professional gammon impersonators I feel sorry for.

It’s the professional gammon impersonators I feel sorry for.

Too many of them are hamming it up.

Mark McGowan offers his take, (NSFW content)…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-tXKJt86Sk

Hmm, I’m bald, pale white and turn red under pressure, such as public speaking. Pretty healthy though (I think!) Am I, in fact, gammon?

” Am I, in fact, gammon?”

I think you also have to be a member of UKIP, dislike foreigners, the EU, climate change, millennials, feminists, asylum seekers, the BBC, leftiies, refugees etc. as well as appearing on every episode of Question Time to loudly complain about the BBC’s left wing bias and how you can’t “say it like it is” anymore due to politically correctness and how your right to free speech is infringed due to your unwillingness to be explicitly racist on TV so have to masquerade under the guise of wanting to take back control of our borders and regain our sovereignty that everyone knows means the same thing.

I see. So really just a new term for Col Blimp or Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells then?

I gammon therefore I am.

I just find it amusing that those getting upset by what is a fairly harmless term when it’s aimed at them are the same ones happy to spout utterly hurtful bile at a moment’s notice to anyone who fits whatever prejudice the Wail is pushing on any given day.

on the other hand it’s equally amusing to find the people who sought to ban baa-baa black sheep and brown girl in the ring trying to defend the use of a race-based pejorative as not racist because it’s targetted at white people they don’t like.

even more amusing when it’s the people who continue to insist that opposition to the immigration of predominantly white catholic Europeans is somehow “racist” because of their nationality.

How dare you infer I’m a racist-ist! Some of my best friends are Gammons.

Anyway, it’s not racist to say all red faced racists on Question Time look like Gammon for the simple reason they do actually all look exactly like Gammon.

it’s not racist to say all red faced racists on Question Time look like Gammon for the simple reason they do actually all look exactly like Gammon.

Ah, pulling the “factual” defence. A bit like mentioning how back people are more likely to be criminals isn’t racist because statistics

Oh ninfan, please grow up.

back people

Back Gammon?

So I see May has got the Brexiters to agree to extend our extension because it turns out that after 2 years of porcine perspiration & pontification, Johnson,Davis,Fox,Gove etc still haven’t come up with a plan 😂😂😂🐷🐷🐷

…… There’s going to be some angry red faced bigots frothing on QT tonight

Hmmm just about sums up the level of debate, particularly when delivered via American led social media. At least the patriots turn up with guns and shields in their little game of “**** you” “no you **** you” with so-called libtard activists.

Can’t make up my mind who’s best at fancy dress, left or right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoF_JEIhkAY

http://www.libtards.news/

We are are only just catching up over here!

on the other hand it’s equally amusing to find the people who sought to ban baa-baa black sheep and brown girl in the ring

Who were they then, @ninfan?

Did either of those things actually happen, ever?

Or are you lying for dramatic effect again?

Funny how many of those banding the term about would make a big deal of someone doing the same in another situation.

Do you have some examples of these other situations so we can check?

An exemplar.

I feel empowered to use ‘gammon’ as noun and adjective largely because I too am white, male, over 50, and puzzled by life. And drink too much beer. I’m not sure my kids should use the word. It’s like black people and a word discussed on here in a thread I sat out. Basically I’ve too much love for the man dem: these are my people, I understand them…