Furry Turds

Are these seasonal? There seem to be an awful lot of them about at the moment.

Have you seen these in the street or are you producing them?

try peeling the squirrels before you eat them?

Noticed this the other day. White and furry like Santa’s pubes.
Got quite nostalgic for the hard white turds of yore.
At least you can see them coming!

White and furry like Santa’s pubes.

Is he the next one for the Saville treatment.

Its due to moisture in the air causing them to go mouldy.
You don’t get proper hard white turds anymore. Another loss from my youth.

I imagine it’s because a) it’s not rained much to wash them or at least the mold away and b) it’s still been damp enough to grow the mold.

if you feed your dog proper they doo-doo go white.

DRAGONS DEN IDEA NUMBER 357: Dog food that makes your dogs stool luminous, so people can see it at night and not walk/ride into it!

Come on, that’s^^^^ a winner surely, who’s in??

Number 358: Dog food that makes their turds come out in plastic bags, which you can lob into the nearest tree.

Number 358: Dog food that makes their turds come out in plastic bags, which you can lob into the nearest tree.

💡 Just occasionally feed it plastic bags?

Got quite nostalgic for the hard white turds of yore.

I remember it was back in the day when snickers were called marathon bars.

I remember it was back in the day when snickers were called marathon bars.

And Texans pulled your fillings out !

Number 358: Dog food that makes their turds come out in plastic bags, which you can lob into the nearest tree.

We just have a bunch of locals ho spray them all in orange lumi temporary paint. 8o

Fella up the road sprays a paint circle around them……… ❓

How about these little gems? Found while at work.

How about some device which attaches to the dog’s bum so the poo goes straight into a skin – like a sausage machine? Then just twist ’em off at the end of the walk. I put this onto Kickstarter.

I did once see a woman who had trained her dogs to go into a bag. Dog stopped, she put down an empty bag, dog backed over it and did its business and she just picked up the bag. Very clever. also given it was a McDonald’s bag it was an upgrade on its intended contents.

Furry turds a-plenty round here at the moment, I saw one last weekend that looked like it was ready for a haircut! Mouldy bits must have been an inch long.

I assumed it was the increased humidity. Be nice if the feckers that left them there noticed how many there are and started actually picking up after their dogs.