Florida man

Florida man gets probation for sex with dog

They didn’t catch him the first time so he went back for more.

A Florida man accused of participating in the riot at the US Capitol earlier this month was arrested Wednesday at the inauguration of President Biden, Justice Dept. says. https://t.co/gltugHKGC2

— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 24, 2021

All Gas No Brakes talks to Florida Man.

“Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say”

Florida man, 22, leaves no doubt he is a real Florida Man™ https://t.co/NrkMNybpFx pic.twitter.com/865ORc6qVn

— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) February 3, 2021

She's been charged with sex crimes and broke into a **** high school. This is beyond disturbing and disgusting. pic.twitter.com/GMllWz4PHH

— justin el falaf (@justfalafel3) May 13, 2021

Florida Man Steals Smokes And Scratch-Off Tickets, Then Cashes In The Winners https://t.co/DkpezpruaI pic.twitter.com/srMgwM5SaS

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) July 21, 2021

Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants

Florida Man provides security question answers.

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

Florida Man provides security question answers.

this game really does not Drac. I know there are many phishing attempts out there but this one? Nope

Florida man is one of us…

https://m.pinkbike.com/news/florida-man-bitten-by-alligator-after-falling-off-trail.html

Florida Man Steals Pool Floats For Sex ‘Instead Of Raping Women,’

“Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis”

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/us-world/article/Naked-Florida-man-arrested-after-driving-with-10591246.php

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2021/07/22/florida-homeowners-yell-at-man-trying-to-save-neighbors-life-on-their-lawn/

oh, the humanityhttps://t.co/DRJ4CQ9Rpr pic.twitter.com/b59y3kZS0A

— Peter Bonilla (@pebonilla) July 23, 2021

Florida man bites off friend’s ear in fight over woman in wheelbarrow, police say (according to The Independent headline in the newish taskbar info box on Windows 10).

Florida Man Single-Handedly Extends COVID-19 Pandemic https://t.co/RqN5tg72OK pic.twitter.com/zdgxY2Ovk3

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) August 7, 2021

Florida man charged after toddler daughter accidentally swallows heroin, police say

Am I alone in thinking it’s time to emigrate?

Or not. The first bit was funny. The last bit’s just a bit too outre to be amusing.

A Florida man is facing criminal charges for allegedly beating his 73-year-old mother with a kitchen stool and forcing dumplings into her mouth after she refused to dress his mannequin.

I had to Google to check that “dumplings” wasn’t a euphemism.

Florida deputies said Ruth Dankner told them her son hit her over the head repeatedly with a kitchen stool and forced frozen dumplings into her mouth so she couldn’t breathe – all because she wouldn't dress his mannequin

What in the name of #FloridaMan…https://t.co/9AcJxC1UFh

— Jason Hackett (@KOCOJason) March 27, 2019

Mine is tragically American

Florida Man Hears ‘Intruder,’ Shoots & Kills Pregnant Wife

July 23, 2018 Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.

😳

Florida Man Rents U-Haul For A $10K Home Depot Shopping Spree, On A Fraudulent Credit Card https://t.co/dDAWvt1mwP pic.twitter.com/NfINm3c8hS

— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) August 18, 2021

Florida Woman is utterly bonkers.

https://twitter.com/alexkramers/status/1428784100463333380

https://www.joe.co.uk/uncategorized/nude-woman-driving-golf-cart-crashes-armed-police-standoff-288108

Florida man breaks into neighbor’s home to pet their cat

https://twitter.com/The8treGirl/status/1449145288736886786

This is a good game!

First hit:

Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne

Because of this thread I’ve just watched a whole video about All Gas No Brakes

Florida Man Arrested, Pleasuring With A Pickle In The Most Peculiar Place

Florida Man takes up Ballet

Sorry, the link location got removed. Mind you im not that surprised, its quite a prudish forum, but no worries here eh 😕

Florida man takes up Ballet

Brilliant thread, that anti-vaxxer woman is hilarious, I’m not going to bother arguing with anti-vaxxers now, I’ll just show that clip!

https://www.fox13news.com/news/pcfr-florida-man-falls-off-bike-stabs-himself-with-sword

We’ve all been there, that’s I always make sure my sword is properly scabbarded

Florida man stops to charge ankle monitor while committing a crime, faces grand theft auto

Looks the Scots are trying to muscle in on this sort of thing (click the link for the full headline)

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-thug-hid-drug-packed-26052399