Does sitting down to wee make you less of a man?

Liberace is dead??

Yeah… A man not afraid of splashing on somebody else's chinos.

Sorry to break it to you like that.

Has anyone ever wondered what sort of volume of piss they can achieve?

I did one the other day which felt like a least a couple of pints.

I was so proud.

Also, has anybody tried to trap a fart in a pop bottle using their bath and the downwards displacment of water principal?

Haha, some real piss-priss comments here.
I'm surprised, really. Do some of you use a pair of tongs like this guy?

Also, has anybody tried to trap a fart in a pop bottle using their bath and the downwards displacment of water principal?

Of course. And I like to keep a cigarette lighter on the side of the bath so I can make mini Hiroshimas by lighting the gas.

Awesome.

Pictures?

Well if you're in a public loo and just need a pee well it helps to have the option to stand up and not catch hep B etc.

What a crappy thread… boom tish… 😉

I do not envy women.

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Also, has anybody tried to trap a fart in a pop bottle using their bath and the downwards displacment of water principal?

Of course. And I like to keep a cigarette lighter on the side of the bath so I can make mini Hiroshimas by lighting the gas.
And what tyres would you recommend?

Probaby the same tyres that Badger blew up with an excess of fart gas (see yesterday's nostalgia thread).

"blue on blue" incident

PMSL. Sitting, natch.