Do any hair 'regrow' products actually work?

I’m sure the secret lies somewhere in my ears and nostrils.

The hair is positively blooming there, can barely keep up with it.

Alas for the cranium though.

When I had hair it was just a succession of really shit haircuts, which only real use was to keep the sun off my head. I bought a hat,.

Biomed shampoo has kept me from going bald for the last 10 years. Proof? Full head of hair. Apart from the questionable claims, this shampoo is brilliant and a litre lasts me 6 months of at least one wash a day.

I have no hair and a patchy blonde/white beard. Worst of both worlds.

Snap. Except also have natural ginger lowlights in the mutton chops with permanent ‘farmer’s tan’ complexion. The ensemble is nicely offset by a considerable beer/kebab-belly. Rock and ROLL! Luckily, I have too much confidence. The belly has to go though.

Note to all bald(ing) guys – concentrate on health and fitness. Clippers are cheap and bald is easily maintained. Win-win. Enough poncense.

The one with the hair is smiling, though.

Rachel