Delivery Robot Invasion

They need eyes

Nah, no chance up ‘ere. We’ve only just got rid of pacers !

That made me properly laugh.

I want to see them navigating narrow steep cobbled streets and paths.

TBH I’m slightly disappointed in the youth of today, at least one of those photos should have shown a delivery bot with “R2D2 is a ****!” or “BB8 sucks balls” spray painted on the side…

Creative vandalism would perfect counterpoint to billionaires using technology to make their current minimum wage slaves redundant IMO.

Someone stuck big googly eyes on a few round here. The killjoys back at base removed them pretty quickly though.

They’d last 30secs around here. It’d become a sport.
Batteries would be weighed in or nailed to dodgey ebike faster than you can say Transit Tipper.
Can they carry a human? If so one of the local kids will work out how to do a 2mile long wheelie.

Can’t believe they aren’t covered in stickers or graffiti. Bloody lazy millennials 🙄

They’d last 30secs around here.

I love how it’s become a “I live in a well rough area” bragging match. If they can survive Milton Keynes then they are fine anywhere. Don’t let The City Of Dreams image fool you, MK is a shithole.

<shithole> With more trees than people + delivery bots </shithole>
😉

They don’t go south of the grid.
I’ve often wondered if the food is still hot they do 7mph at best.

Can one of you posh bastards living in the futuristic utopia of Milton Keynes order something from one please? Post a video of it arriving and do a review of the service. Then cover it in stickers as it turns to leave!

It’s 4 junctions up the m1 to mine I wonder if I could get one on the train from MK station that’s only 30mins and it will save it’s little wheels bless

<shithole> With more trees than people + delivery bots </shithole>
😉

This.
Was at a friend’s house a while back and couldn’t get a pizza delivery as the local yoots kept robbing the delivery guys.

Then cover it in stickers as it turns to leave!

Definitely needs some STW stickers applied!