1. Measure the bar to the width you want. Only do this once before making the cut.
2. Put your right index finger at the point to cut. Then swap to your left hand so when you are gripping the bar the outside of your index finger is where you want to cut.
3. When you realize you haven’t got a saw close enough to reach, grab the wood saw that`s nearest. Next hold the bars tight to the front of your thigh and begin cutting.
4. Using the edge of your index finger as a guide, draw the saw back slowly to begin the cut, then, when you think the time is right thrust it forward taking most of the skin off your right index finger and cutting slightly through your jeans and into your knee.
5. Repeat step 4 until you have cut right through the bars.
6. Stand back and admire your handy work, whilst trying not to pass out from the blood loss.