Classic Lance

Hit parked cars and left the scene

Former pro cyclist Lance Armstrong was issued two traffic citations in January for allegedly hitting two parked vehicles in Aspen’s West End and leaving the scene — with his girlfriend apparently telling police initially that she had been behind the wheel in order to avoid national headlines.

The beauty is, if he gets his license suspended Lance ‘haven’t touched a bike in months’ Armstrong will have to cycle everywhere!

Ooh he’s a bit of a fibber at times isn’t he?

Oh, has he got form?

It’s OK, though, there won’t be anything in his system by now. 🙂

Why does anyone believe a word that comes from his mouth? And why are the press giving him any airtime at the moment?

Oh, has he got form?

Yes, especially when Dr Ferrari has got the dosage just right

Why do we keep giving him publicity?

This kind of publicity is OK by me.

imnotverygood – Member
Oh, has he got form?

Yes, especially when Dr Ferrari has got the dosage just right

Bravo.

One I made earlier

Going out in a blaze of lying drink fueled glory. All he needs now is a white tiger, sh1t tat and truck full of cocaine and he can launch full Mike Tyson self destruct mode.

He looks so humble,ashamed and apologetic in this photo.

Another partner that looks like his mother?

loser and a disgrace to the cycling community

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is just part of a plan to show him as a desperate broken man, so that he can then reform and once again triumph over adversity.