To be fair I had to google Palm Oil. I thought it was a sexual reference.
I had to Google it too as it sounded like something you would use for choking the purple headed warrior, I have a plan though.
We all know conservative mp’s are evil so to redeem themselves the owners of Soreen could kill them all off, rehome all the Orang utans made homeless by deforestation into their houses, then the Orang utans could also fill all their seats in parliament and probably negotiate us a better deal for brexit at the same time.
And then we could all eat Soreen safe in the knowledge that we are making the world a better place.