Boris Johnson!

I’m loving the fact that now forced into a reshuffle all the MPs he promised jobs to , to get through the VONC, are realising he promised lots of MPs the same job

Seriously

— Lucy Allan MP (@lucyallan) July 5, 2022

This cabinet reshuffle may be his actual downfall

WTF is going on!

Chaos with Ed Miliband.

Anyone getting major carry on infamy vibes?

This cabinet reshuffle may be his actual downfall

I doubt it, obviously he never said any of the things he said to get through the last popularity contest that he didn’t realise was a VoNC. And if he did he’s sorry that he’s not sorry for it and is drawing a line under the whole thing to get on with job of doing what the public want him to do, except resign.

The car crash interview of the year so far – and that’s saying something!

Will these Ministers never learn that defending Boris Johnson always ends badly!

Well done @RidgeOnSunday for not letting go! pic.twitter.com/r247CLGz25

— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) May 22, 2022

And another one.

The Conservative party has always been the party of integrity and honour but recent events have undermined trust and standards in public life. It is for this reason that sadly, I must resign.

I will continue working hard for my constituents on the issues that matter to them. pic.twitter.com/oHZzPO285o

— Saqib Bhatti MP (@bhatti_saqib) July 5, 2022

The Convict is teflon. He’ll know all of the methods to stick this out. His latest squeeze won’t want the shame of being kicked out. She wears his trousers.

Andrew Chalk resigned too (according to Newsnight)

This would be hilarious if we weren’t facing the shitstorm of post-Covid, post-Brexit, recession compounded by an impending climate Armageddon

I reckon he might be ringing round to get quotes to hire a wallpaper stripper, just in case.

Who the **** ARE all these people? I’ve never heard of most of them.

This is hilarious – lets hope it has some lasting impact.

Andrew Chalk resigned too (according to Newsnight)

To paraphrase Mick Lynch, I don’t even know who he is.

Although I suspect it’s Alex Chalk who has resigned, from whatever position he had.

First Minister of State to go. Others have told me they’re considering their positions https://t.co/reWWcdoy3v

— Vicki Young (@BBCVickiYoung) July 5, 2022

Hearing that Paul Gascoigne’s just turned up at Downing Street with a fishing rod, four cans of lager and a copy of the ministerial code

— Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown) July 5, 2022

to hire a wallpaper stripper, just in case

Strippers? Sounds right up Boris’ street

Although you’re not normally allowed to touch.

Et tu Annika?

Just pulling up at No 10 in case we can help speed up removals…. pic.twitter.com/siryGaQe9o

— Anneka Rice (@AnnekaRice) July 5, 2022

@jimmy748 🤣🤣

This is a great day to be on the Internet.

Why are their resignation letters all so verbose? The old trick of sandwiching bad news in between two positive paragraphs in the hope no-one notices?

Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.

— Guffers (@gavmacn) July 5, 2022

😆😆😆

I loved this tweet that Dories put up before quickly deleting when she remembered that refugees were the baddies

A reminder that 57% of the people who were due to be deported by the government on the first flight to Rwanda were also Kurdish refugees. pic.twitter.com/hH42D565GD

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) July 5, 2022

Actually I don’t love it

It’s **** shameful

First you congratulated the new Chancellor @nadhimzahawi on becoming Health Secretary, @NadineDorries, then you tweeted two pictures of the actual health secretary @SteveBarclay.

Twitter's tricky when you've been at the gin! Even for the secretary of state for culture and media pic.twitter.com/bQgapkq2Eh

— Dennis Ishly (@DennisIshly) July 5, 2022

Went out for a bike ride around 6ish, been in the pub and just got back. Now I can’t go to bed cos I have to watch newsnight. 😳

Even the cats gone. Things must be serious.

https://www.mylondon.news/news/downing-street-cat-resigns-says-24409350

I go to bed thinking it’ll all play out I’ve the next day or two and walke up to see that the whole thing has gone completely mental overnight! If it wasn’t all so serious it would be hilarious.

Only the Express still supporting Boris this morning. Proof that they know their readership is more stupid than the Mails?

Only the Express still supporting Boris this morning.

If you don’t support Boris, you get cancer and also the value of your house decreases.

And Diana was murdered. New evidence on page 4.

Express headline is staggering in its loyalty to the greased piglet.

Any news on heatwaves or blizzards?

I just flicked radio 4 on and Conservative Home bloke Tim Montgomery is being interviewed. He must have been up all night with Mad Nad as he was clearly completely pissed off his head

Liz Truss as chancellor? You wouldn’t trust her to work out the change from a round of drinks

Like anyone would trust her with the kitty.

And Zahawi, he’s definitely a man you’d take off your watch & rings before shaking his hand… He wanted the job because he wants to get richer, and been in control of the money is how you get richer.

So when are we expecting Carrie’s letter of resignation? It does just need to be formalised by the sounds of it, and she seemed to be briefing against him on what was known about Pincher.

I dont think a change of leader will give the tories much of a bounce. Johnson has contaminated the entire party

I’m waiting for JRM to pipe up, that’s going to be precious…

But despite the hype, I still think he might ride this one out.

I’ll be interested to see if Sunak trys to rehabilitate himself within the party for a stab at the leadership in the post Boris era…

Another car crash interview on R4 now.

TJ I think the Tory faithful will rally around if goes but they are not the important ones. He’s massively pissed off most of the middle class swing voters so they won’t be coming back anytime soon, it the working class, ex red wall voters I’m most worried about. This sort of political wrangling doesn’t cut through to many of them. A bit more benefit bashing along with tough words on immigrants and the EU and the next leader might keep them on side. It’ll be the cost of living crisis which will drive them back to Labour.

Loving the Mail headline, even they’ve now got onside with Boris bashing.

Johnson is a complete moral vacuum. As such he is an accurate reflection of the current Conservative party.

Zahawi on R4 right now putting out yet another car crash interview. Can’t answer a single question with a straight answer. Terrible.