- Best line from a sitcom
Mate of mine once almost got thrown out of a restaurant for wearing a tee-shirt with that quote on it. Ended up having to eat with his shirt on inside-out.
I have that one. It tends to be my indoors t-shirt.
Another line from Red Dwarf that always tickled me was “Get away Pete Trantor’s sister”.Posted 7 months agorazorrazooMember
We’re in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
And not a one liner, but this gets me everytime:
I wonder whether, having been tortured by the most vicious sadist in the German army, I might have a week’s leave to recuperate.
Splendid idea! Your commanding officer would have to be stark raving mad to refuse you!
Well, you are my commanding officer.
Can I have a week’s leave to recuperate, sir?
[outraged] Certainly not!
Thank you, sir.
Melchett:Posted 7 months ago
Britain has had the same foreign objective policy for at least the last five hundred years; to create a disunited Europe.
In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans, and with the French against the Germans and Italians.
Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?Posted 7 months agoCougarSubscriber
YES! WE’VE GOT A VIDEO – Vivian, Young Ones
In a presentation at work a few weeks ago, the presenter was wrangling with a laptop and projector trying to get a video playing. Our head of HR, a well-presented and fairly straight-laced woman and the last person I’d have expected to be a Young Ones fan commented in a Rick-esque accent, “oh, have we got a video?” I snorted, I think I was the only person in the room to get the reference.
#HadToBeThereISupposePosted 7 months ago
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