I’ve got the keys to heaven, but I’ve got too many legs”
One of the very, very best! 😂
”Baldrick, your brain is an empty as a eunuchs underpants.” Blackadder.
”I’d go with Betty, but I’d be thinking about Wilma”. Red Dwarf.
”I’ll call it my lucky willy and show it to my grandchildren.” Blackadder.
”He had too many fights, got punchy see.”
“What happened to him?”
“Last I heard, he was doing very well in the prison service.”. Porridge.
“Love length” Phoenix Nights.
“Oh, I’m glad you would rather have sex with my mother than your own sister, Neil.” The Inbetweeners.
”Monkey tennis”. Alan Partridge.