Best line from a sitcom
Mark: [voiceover] A new boiler. Surely the least enjoyable way to spend £1000. At least throwing the money out of the window you’d see the scrabbling mass, the hate-filled faces. I have spent a cool grand on acquiring the resumption of an equitable temperature.
Jeremy: Yeah, too right, I’m freezing. Let’s whack it up to 29.
Mark: 29 degrees, are you insane?
Jeremy: I don’t actually want it to be 29, but you’ve got to give it something to aim for. It’ll get hotter quicker.
Mark: No, it won’t, it’s either on or off. You set it, it achieves the correct temperature, it switches off.
Jeremy: Oh sure, you set it to 23, it’ll be pootering along, “Oh yeah, 23, easy. Yeah, nearly there.” Wouldn’t you rather “F***! 29? Christ, let’s get cracking, gotta generate some serious heat!” Then when it hits 23, we’re suddenly all like “Click. Sorry. Already there.” And the boiler will be like “What the f***?”
Mark: You want to try to trick the boiler?Posted 2 months agojon1973Member
Oh, that’s another good idea. You’re so clever today, you better
be careful your foot doesn’t fall off.
Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas?
Your foot falls off?
It certainly does. My brother, he had this brilliant idea ofPosted 2 months ago
cutting his toenails with a scythe, and his foot fell off…StonerSubscriber
Im currently in the middle of an Archer binge.
“Just the tip?”
“Lana! Lana! Lana!”
“You killed a black astronaut, Cyril! That’s like killing a unicorn!”
Archer: “Oh my God! You killed a hooker!”
Cyril: “Call girl! She was a…”
Archer: “No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers!”Posted 2 months ago
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