Phone him.
ring, ring, rind ,ring….”sorry we’re not in at the moment but if you’d like to leave a message after the tone we’ll get back to as soon as we can……….beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!”
“hi grandad…………………………….iiiz gotta do the right thing… and in the next few months before shes fat……..errrrr…. we think 12 thou should cover it.. ….errrrr…. errrrr…we weren’t gonna say owt about it to you and just nip off and do it on the sly like, but………..errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, i’ve just lost me job and spaffed all my cash on a new bike, errrrrrr anyway, errrrrrrrr ……ummmmmmm *uncomfortable silence…* hey, if it’s a boy we’re gonna name it after you, that ok isn’t it?, anyway let me know when you need more details..can’t chat now as i’m off for a ride…cheers….”