Discussed this thread with my boys – no kids talk like they do in the text above.
Stirling-born and go to high school with kids from the Raploch (see above) and Fallin.
Fallin doesn’t have an accent, it’s a growl (I lived there for 10 years – awesome folk).
I chat daily to a guy from the Raploch while walking the dug. I tell him of my adventures and he says, “Pitlochry sounds amazing, I’ve always wanted to go there”. And I think, “It’s 90minutes up the road, son”.
Anyway, a couple of things:
Kids are called Tom but they are always called something else, like Dickhead.
Cheesie Toast.
“Sure, we can…” = Sound.