ok, so briefly
Friday,9.00 onwards rego open.
11.30 ish poss guided ride.
2.00 bar open,5 local ales,a stout,and a nice cider.all £2.80 a pint ! (fully licensed,Church End brewery)
some time after 2.00 roller racing heats open,free entry for all SSUK’ers (prizes to be won) all courtesy of EDS bikes !
later. poss eve ride,depends on numbers and general sobriety 😉
11.00ish roller race final,yes it is 1k and yes you will prob. be sick (if you’re not,then you ain’t tryin)
bar open until 12.00 !
Sat.
8.00 -breakfast available on site from Spring Slade cafe,which will be open for food and beverages all ‘normal times’ during wknd.
8.00-10.00 rego open for Johny-come-lately,etc…
10.00 rider briefing,
10.15 ride out to ‘race’ course (this is approx 3 miles from camp site)
10.45 you carefully place your bikes in neat rows ready for the ‘race’ signal
11.00 we move and hide all of your bikes.
11.15. GO !
4 laps of the nicest ever SSUK course 😉 don’t whine if you can’t ride it all,just MFU ! (we’ve been riding most of it for years,and only had one or two deaths)
2.30 ish all gather at finish for mass ride back to camp,if you want to ride back on your own earlier or later,that’s fine,just look out for Panthers and doggers ….
We ain’t yer mums,so don’t cry if you get lost fall off or get eaten,etc.
Bar once again open ’til 12.00
usual shenanigans all eve,inc,tall bike race,bike wanging,stupid competitions for awsum prizes etc…
presentations.drinking,oh and we are gonna feed you all around 7.00 ish.
Sundee,
breaky from 8.00 available to buy from the cafe.
rest of day,chill out,maybe do a bit of ridin,tidy up and then **** off.
ok,so as you have now realised,this has all been ‘organised’ by a pair of idiots,ably assisted by a couple of hangers on,an general so called mates…(mahoosive thanks to all involved,you know who you are) and as such,all times are to be taken as vague,at best.
there will be loads more to do,mainly more drinking and riding,but we really don’t know exactly when we will fit it all in,but we will try !
Serious shit.
1. the Chase is a very family orientated area,please don’t upset the locals,keep Sweary Mary at home (as much as poss)
2. this is a private campsite,family run by a very cool couple,Kaye and Richard,without them,this event could not of happened.respect.
3.every goody bag will contain a black bin bag,USE IT for all your rubbish,and please take it home with you after,we have no means of disposing of 200+ people’s rubbish (or rubbish people)
always more bags from Rego if required.
4.wildlife.the Chase is there for the ickle animals(and big eat-u-up feckers),burdies pretty flowers an that,an creepy-crawlies,etc,oh,that reminds me ,walkers and hoss riders and all.
please don’t piss any of them off in any way.
5.enjoy,partay on,be cool.
cheers.
