And I thought I was a wind up merchant…

… Turns out that my veggie wife likes nothing better that a nice steak. She has just been pretending to be veggie as I have been trying to turn her into a carnivore.

Should I be worried?

How long has she kept up this pretense for?

Around a decade.

first its the veggie fraud, next you’ll find out she’s a russian spy, happened to me once.

And you’re going to let her loose on me?
Glad i have no meat on me.

Sharki. You dont know what you’ve let yourself in for mate.

If she’s managed to outwit you for ten years then theres no point in worrying. You’re already her bitch 🙂

Hopefully she hasn’t been concealing a penis

Hopefully she hasn’t been concealing a penis…………….. lol 😯

Ten years without you knowing that she’s having meat! 😯 I imagine it’s too late to start worrying now, but that’s quite a classic. 😆

That’s quite bizarre

What would possess someone to do that for so long? Hardly becomes funnier after the first few months….??

Have you been pretending to be hetero?

If she’s managed to outwit you for ten years then theres no point in worrying. You’re already her bitch

Brill!

+1 on you being her bitch. What else is she keeping from you?

Think of the benefit – she might eat your meat now!

(it’s ok, I’m already leaving!!!)

I know a guy who’s daughter bet him he couldn’t live as a veggie. Think he’s been going for about 8 years now.

question is what other secrets has she got?

Works as a prostitute?
Really prefers ladies?
Hates MTBers?
Etc

How very odd…. 😯

Very strange. Why would someone want to pretend to be a veggie? We are not very cool.

Don’t be disrespectful to SbyZulu’s wife. It’s out of order, and cowardly. Would you suggest to her face that she’s a prostitute? If you din’t know her?

🙄

LOL @ Elfin trying sooooo hard to be Mr Nice and the voice of reason nowadays……………any bets as to how long he can keep it up (the niceness that is) 😆

You don’t know me so are unfit to judge me. As is anyone insulting SbyZulus’ wife.

Bit of banter between regulars on here is fair enough; I’m sure SbyZulus has a thick enough skin by now. Insulting someone’s family is out of order. And cowardly.

I want to bet £1000 on >3 days please.
Ian
P.S. I have never given Mr Safety prescription sedatives against his will,nor have I bound his hands to prevent him using a keyboard.

I thought about trying to work out if you are serious ……………….then common sense kicked in 😆 😆

nor have I bound his hands to prevent him using a keyboard.

……..you’ve bound his hands for other purposes ? 😯

Pirate Radio Elfin, policing the internet from a bedsit in Tower Hamlets

Come down Selecta!

Don’t touch that dial….

Elfin – MrsSBZ would eat them all for breakfast. And she’s a better biker than me too so would leave them in eating huge plumes of watery mud – it would be dust but it’s late autumn and theres not much of that around.

I thought the question was,would she eat us for money?,not,would she eat us for breakfast?
ian

She wouldnt, but I suspect that your mother would.

Why the need to resort to childish insults? Are youse 12?

Just lacks intelligence.

She did,but my private life is private,especially as she died of cancer 4 years ago.
Ian

Blows a kiss at thejesmonddingo and offers a hug as the poor wee boy cant take what he dishes out.

Pathetic the pair of you

I know.

i LOVE YOU TOOsbz.
iAN

(caps lock FAIL)

Well I’d like to say that I was only kidding, im not here to offend people, just get the craik.
Where the line between banter and abuse lies varies with circumstance, sometimes you dont know where it is till you’ve crossed it.

Sweepy – I know that I’m her bitch.

She’s gonna get a reet interrogation off me tomorrow..i’ll drag or the other secrets from her….Just before she pummels and contorts me into a whole new world of pain/pleasure.

SBZ, In preparation i was going to ride a cx bike tomorrow morn, but have decided to razz a carbon race HT about instead.
The plan is to save enough energy to run if she hurts me too much.

I actually think it shows great commitment on her part, you’re not going to win against that level of dedication.