Alternative film endings.

I always liked the Simpsons’ take on the Free Willy director’s cut;

“Jump, Free Willy, jump!”

*pause*

*wet thud*

“… looks like Willy didn’t make it.”

Pulp Fiction

Butch cannot free himself, Zed has his fun with him then fits him up for a gimp costume. Fabian meets a handsome MTB’er from the UK and lives happily ever after.

JulianA – Member

crikey – Member
Every 70s and 80s film just carries on with the scene where the young lady takes off her clothes.

You are Jeff from Coupling and MrsJulianA claims her £5!
“Oohhh GEOFFrey…”

Dog Day Afternoon: they walk into the bank and are persuaded of the wisdom of thinking longer-term, and walk out with his’n’his savings accounts.

Back to the Future.
Turns out that the time machine doesn’t work. Mum’s an alkie, Dad’s a loser, Marti listens to Huey Lewis on his walkman.

Matt Damon, in his new film, gives a positive for doping. 😯 ❓

never happen remember the film is fiction 😉

Terminator:

“Your T1000 has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down, you will lose any mission parameters if you have not saved them”