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  • Premier Icon piedi di formaggio
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    You just wanted to look at her bottom, didn't you

    cyclistm
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    legendary,hope you find many more damsels to help

    yunki
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    I learned the other day that bag-pipes can be very useful in this situation too…

    CaptJon
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    I love seeing the faces of visitors when they see cows in the middle of Newcastle. It is all the students can talk about if they are in the halls which back on to the moor.

    Elfinsafety
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    You just wanted to look at her bottom, didn't you

    And is that such a crime? 🙂

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    Rolled up on the bike, cows got a little spooked and moved

    round my way they deliberately saunter onto the road if they see a bike or car coming

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    You are like Moses, but with cows.

    Premier Icon ChrisHeath
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    You are like Moses, but with cows.

    Mooses?

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    [Spits coffee] That was rubbish [/Wipes up coffee]

    PeterPoddy
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    Mooses!

    Classic! 🙂

    alpine girl
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    I learned the other day that bag-pipes can be very useful in this situation too…

    In what way? Last time I played the pipes near a field of cows they all came running up to the fence where I was. I couldn't decide whether to be scared or laugh.

    PeterPoddy
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    Did you get them to moove out of the way? Did you have a beef with them and refused to take their bull? Or was there some udder reason?

    Sorry, I'll stop, I'm milking it now.
    :mrgreen:

    Premier Icon piedi di formaggio
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    And is that such a crime?

    Not at all! I would have done! 😆

    yunki
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    Last time I played the pipes near a field of cows they all came running up to the fence where I was

    first of all thanks for being a piper.. it's a dirty job but someone has to do it..

    And to answer your question.. the cows could have easily become hypnotised by your moosic and followed you anywhere.. according to Pete the Hippie… and he should know.

    IHN
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    Surely a good karma weekend in store for all

    Karma my arse, did you go out for a bike ride?

    Xylene
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    It is all the students can talk about if they are in the halls which back on to the moor.

    Are you sure? Students I knew in Newcastle only wanted to know where to get some green and what bars did the all you can drunk for a fiver deal. Can't recall any of them being taken by the cows, well the bovine variety anyway.

    coffeeking
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    I think karma gets cancelled if you brag about it on forums.

    I love seeing the faces of visitors when they see cows in the middle of Newcastle

    drunk for a fiver deal

    And thus your lesson on the circle of life in one of England's Northern Cities is complete.

    breatheeasy
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    A fair damsel walking a bit in front of me got spooked by some cows on the Town Moor. Looked like she'd turned around to go the other way and spookily the cows had blocked the path behind her too. She was getting a bit upset.

    Rolled up on the bike, cows got a little spooked and moved. All it took was a cheery "you coming through?" and she followed me through the gap.

    Surely a good karma weekend in store for all?

    breatheeasy
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    I think karma gets cancelled if you brag about it on forums.

    I thought it only got cancelled if I copped a feel of her after saving the fair lady?

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