Aaaaah Scary wierd stuff happening

Scary wierd stuff has been happening all this month and we’re not half way to Feb yet.

1) Barber told me. “Yes, your hair is receding and it’s tough”

2) Optician “the reason you can’t read is you need bifocal glasses”

3 Worst of all. I checked out the rapha website and instead of thinking “Ha what over priced s**te for idiots” I found myself ruminating “mmm I could see myself in that Paul Smith Jersey, it is rather swish” I don’t even own a road bike.

I may have to shoot myself if this continues.

Its called maturing, i too have fallen foul, bought a pair of E9 cords, brown no less. Though for climbing but are so comfortable I’m edging towards wearing them as casual wear.

Your not alone

I bought the Rapha / Paul Smith Merino Jersey in the sale. Lovely item go for it!

….and yes I’m going bald and I wear contact lenses!

Varifocals = tick 😥
Hair = grey 😐
Paul Smith Merino jersey = tick 😳

Looks like I should go and visit the Rapha Website as I’m now old

Hhmmmm

Contact lenses-Check
Brown M&S Chords-Check
Greying hair-Check

Balls Im only 28! I’m doooooomed.

I’m seriously considering a Volvo.

Contact lenses, slowly expanding bald patch.
Birthday in 2 weeks.
Won’t be chucking money away on over priced Rapha s**te for idiots anytime soon. 🙂

Contact lenses and then glasses on top for close up / reading stuff aswell!
Surely that only happens to old B’stards!
Along with grey pubes and nasel hairs, both of which have forgotten what length to stop growing at.
No cords, though.

Dodgy eyesight – tick (Still refusing to wear glasses though, but it can’t be much longer)

Bald – tick

Rapha – resisted to-date. Cords – had them when I was 19 (I was old before my time) but no longer.

Bald, In need of Varifocals and I can totally understand the pull of a Volvo (the new V60 looks good to me). But Rapha clothing is still way overpriced.

So, would you rather be bald, or grey?

and on the subject of overpriced Rapha stuff:

http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/rapha-unveil-new-bicycle-collection-28891