What the heck is this.. washed up at local beach??

Anyone know what this is..

Sea Badger ?

Lunch

AAAAHHHH THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!!!!!

turtle without it’s shell.

Bill murray btw.

Ambergris – you’re rich!

Saccades – F365?

Don’t know, but wouldn’t surprise me if its in Tesco ready meals.

Bear

did you try and wake it up?

sea horse?????

Not dissimilar to this. Was this washed up on a UK beach or have you lifted the image from another source?

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/08/04/the-montauk-monster/

Its an ugly mermaid.

Manbearpig?

Findus Lasagne?

Ex girlfriend?

Binners.

Definitely manbearpig

I can’t see the pic at work, just thought I’d point out that this thread is, if anything, more fun to read without it.

(just because someone had to…)
baby robin?

I think it might be a Crocadillapig ?

I think I dated her a few years ago.

I;d like to say, for the record, that I havent been married before and that in no way looks like what my ex-wife might have looked like – if I’d ever been married. Which I haven’t. And anyway, I haven’t seen her for years

Do you live near a Fire Swamp?

Is it on the beach at Barmouth? If so definately one of the ladies from the Sandancer night club.

A WARNING that’s what it is.
Ever wondered what owned by Bombers results in?

It’s either a seapig or a swamp donkey! 😀

definitely manbearpig, I’m super serial about this.

Hate to ruin everyone’s guesses but it’s a dead raccoon

racoon

Plausible, except it’s 4000miles in the wrong direction, the current on the eatern coast of the USA is heading south, not East.

Dog (and perspective giving it the apperance of a big head?)

It’s one of the local birds from Blackbird Leys.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Monster

There was a channel 5 ‘documentary’ about it/them a few weeks ago

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It’s one of the local birds from Blackbird Leys.

My mother in law lives in Greater Leys (apparently the posh bit next door but I don’t see any posh)

Perhaps it is her, I hardly dare to hope but you never know. The are more than a few features she has in common.

In fact, she was going over to France on a booze cruise last week (I’m off to check for any reports of ferry accidents)

Pyranean mountain dog , or a dead, st bernard dog.

Either way its a biological hazard, report it to the local council and environment agency.

Houns – Member

Hate to ruin everyone’s guesses but it’s a dead raccoon
The the one in the original ‘montauk monster’ case was. The above isn’t, it’s fairly obvious that it’s a badger.