… on the Barnsley to Scotland train, there was a terribly behaved youth practically terrorising the conductor and passengers. He was amusing himself by showing everyone pictures of something called ‘lolcats’ on his mobile telephone, and when the conductor intervened, the terribly behaved youth began quoting the mental health act at him. To make matters even worse, he was wearing a knitted hat, the sort of which I would expect sherpas in the himalayas to wear. Thank heavens then, for a rotund gentleman who happened to be on the train, who intervened and tossed the protesting yobbo off. I didnt get killed in a war in order for this sort of thing to be allowed!