Why do derny riders always use such an awful pedal position?

Also, why do only fools fall in love?

and why does it always rain….on me?

While we’re on the subject, why does my heart feel so bad?

Because they’re not pedalling they’re regulating the speed of the derny. Next you’ll be wondering why they’re fat and have facial topiary…..
What they really need are these:

Derny riders are there to give a slipstream to the cyclists. Therefore they sit in a posture that gives the biggest hole in the air. I heard reports that in the 50s they even stuck whalebones down their suits to make them even wider.

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmPwZT-9zY&list=RD3vmPwZT-9zY[/video]

the foot position is correct, it pushes the knees out

what he probably cheating on is the saddle which is supposed to be a Sam Marco Rolls for UCI sanctioned events