I’ve spent many years being spectacularly rubbish at any kind of DIY. From not knowing which end of a paint brush to hold to drilling through important utilities such as water pipes and electricity cables. Such is my prowess with any tool whatsoever, it’s rare I’m even asked to dig anything up. In case I’m found in the neighbours garden ruining their begonias*
I still award myself a beer tho. Because everyone loves a trier 🙂
*allegedly. I’ve no idea. My view of gardening is if it’s green it’s a weed, if it’s red, it’s probably a tomato.