you know you are in a posh public toilet when….

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A posh toilet is a lavatory, surely.

Can anyone use those things without muttering “the force is strong in this one” under their breath?

It’s a trick. You’re on Candid Camera!

it’s not straight !

and the button isn’t in the middle…

WTF !

It’s the camera that’s not straight – hard to use one with only one free hand.

@ bencooper… we in the Vader clan have no need to mutter!!!

The grammar is not correct on the sign.

Also, what weeksy said.

These facilities are not posh.

They merely have motion activated water closets.

Surely it’s when CFH offers you some cologne after wiping your arse for you?

I wonder what percentage of the population know what a bezel is.

There’s so mnay things in that picture to upset those who like order and symmetry.

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motion activated water closets

ooh err.

I heard them called

“Poo stealing water chairs”

the other day which I thought was quite good 🙂

Can anyone use those things without muttering “the force is strong in this one” under their breath?

And there was me thinking I was alone with that…

It’s like a HAL eye.

‘I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t let you leave. There’s still phaal stuck to the basin.’

And the plastic cover has come off a screw
Shonky attention to detail!

well as a confirmed Essex boy I have no need for grammar or levelness… however there is a screw cover missing and tacky plastic at that. where are the chromed half domes ones?
edit: beaten to it!

…the graffitti’s in latin?

Terrible font too. Very common.

‘I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t let you leave. There’s still phaal stuck to the basin.’

😀

Terrible font too. Very common.

It’s not somewhere I’d like to be Christened, for sure

(again 😥 )

we need Jamie to do a ninja edit and place everything in order… straight, grammar, font everything. then I will send a copy to Hampshire council with a cover letter telling them that the Pedants of STW have spoken and this is how it should have been done!!! 😆

Not that posh. Botched job of a sign. Symmetry sacrificed for easy of drilling through grout instead of tiles.

I like this one:

And shouldn’t the butler look after issues like flushing?

Surely if it was posh, it would be referred to as the cloakroom?

It’s like a HAL eye.

It could be worse!

those bogs aren’t posh the grouts disgusting and the tiles are so 1990’s !

Where on earth do you frequent ?

and the Shelia’s thrown in for the mix

ninfan WTF!!!!

The cottagers use Waitrose bags

Now thats toilet humour (heart attack grill – Las Vegas style)

posh?

The poshest toilets I have tipped the trailer in…

Which are in here…

Whatever happened to the boom industry that was blokes in pub/club/bar toilets handing out paper towels/aftershave/breath freshener while staring pointedly at a saucer laden with pound coins?

Does the industry still exist, or did it retrench?

and the Shelia’s thrown in for the mix

Does she wipe your bum?

vinnyeh – Member
Whatever happened to the boom industry that was blokes in pub/club/bar toilets handing out paper towels/aftershave/breath freshener while staring pointedly at a saucer laden with pound coins?

Does the industry still exist, or did it retrench?

known as bog trolls

Does she wipe your bum?

if you want…

@bigbutslimmerbloke:
Millport?

close – Rothesay

Poshest bog I’ve been in is at Claridges. Took my (now) wife there for afternoon tea.

Ahh, drat. Must have forgotten to fill in the ‘log book’ that day.

Am I the only one wondering whether the bathroom in BigButSlimmerBloke’s pic is actually the entrance to the chamber of secrets?

(apologies for the pun)

There are black marble toilets like BBSB’s pictures in Cardiff. Bit scruffy now though.

Anyway – those force-enabled flushers are common. And annoying – impossible to get through a dump without them going off at least three times.

No response yet from CFH to Drac’s post…

lord mayor of London’s pad has urinals with angled perspex shields to protect your feet from back splash. Thats living the dream right there!